I remember when I was a freshman in high school, I ran for class secretary. I learned that it is more fun to write about politics than actually engage in it. I lost big time to the star basketball player. Over dinner, my family helped me out with my speech. They suggested different platforms I should promote.
I like to think that I lost to my opponent’s popularity. What else do high school freshmen weigh their vote on? His speech was but an incoherent chain of belches and gurgles. Mine, was an eloquent collection of issues that affect every high school student. But I still lost. Perhaps, if I had a lot of money invested in getting me elected, instead of asking my family for tips, I’d hire some professional consultants.
Like my failed attempt into politics, Donald Trump is using his family for everything. I hear on the news every hour how Ivanka Trump and her husband are, according to The Donald, always crafting his speeches. It is a bummer for The Donald though, that his own family is charging their destitute father for their services across the breakfast table! I guess a cutthroat business demeanor runs in the blood.
Donald Trump’s campaign finances are a confusing thing. Although he claims he is self-funding his campaign, he has next to nothing to spend. The few pennies that he has managed to bamboozle in donations, isn’t going to polished consultants, but rather right into his own pockets!
According to the Wall Street Journal, in the month of May, The Donald has given more than a million dollars to his kids and his own companies.
I guess it does pay to run for president!
Think of what a great setup that’s gotta be. People donate money to you to get a job done. Instead of paying professional consultants that would give you the best chance of performing that task, you just pay yourself.
This website is the government’s Administering and Enforcing Federal Campaign Finance Laws. Line by line, it lists the parties that The Donald is spending campaign money on. It is best to wait at least two hours after eating before reading it, because it could make you sick. The Donald is regularly taking money out of his campaign finances and paying HIMSELF!
Yes, you the American voter are donating money to Donald Trump, the self proclaimed billionaire.
Currently on trial for fraud, it looks like King Fraudster is pulling off the greatest heist yet!