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April 2017 - page 2

In Exchange for $1 Million from Dow Chemical, Trump will Ignore Studies that Prove Pesticides Kill Animals as well as Humans

Dow Chemical is paying our president to let them sprinkle their deadly pesticides across your kid’s playground! Remember Trump’s campaign slogan, how he was going to ‘drain the swamps’? Remember all of his star struck supporters reasoning how Trump was so wealthy, ‘I reckon, he don’t need to be greedy and corrupt’? Apparently, Trump’s corruption has soared to mortifying levels. Most noteworthy, when your kid is born with a defective brain, don’t blame Trump, don’t… Keep Reading

Actual Events/racism

Miami Republican Senator Forced to Apologize for Screaming out Racial Slurs at a Bar

A Miami Republican Senator has apologized for screaming out racial slurs at a bar late one night. If you made a list of all the insulting and cruel things Republicans do, using racial slurs would be very low on the list. After all, this is the party that campaigns on taking food out of your child’s mouth and denying your mother healthcare, all for the sanctity of lowering someone’s taxes by one percent. Sen. Frank… Keep Reading

As Trump and North Korea Butt Heads, Russian State TV Says that Trump is the Irrational One

North Korea leader Kim Jong-On has always been considered something of a loose cannon. Muscle and weapons are just as frightening as unpredictability. Kim Jong-On is very unpredictable. Every political leader has given Kim Jong-On the respect a foreign leader deserves. Let him bark as loud as he wants. He won’t do any biting. For some weird reason, Donald Trump is the first world leader to insist on starting shit with Kim Jong-On. For this… Keep Reading

Bernie Supporters Were Tricked With Fake News

Oliver Mitov wrote thousands of fake news stories about Clinton.¬†Oliver Mitov could have been one person or a few. All that we know about him is that he wrote a lot of news stories disparaging Hillary Clinton and posted them to Bernie facebook pages. We also know that he sent his stories from Albania. Whoever Oliver Mitov was, his mission from the Kremlin was to get Bernie supporters to vote against Hillary in the election.… Keep Reading

Russia and Trump’s Main Goal was to Turn us Against Each Other – Did They Succeed?

Trump had to turn us against each other in order to get elected. This frightening tactic was verified at the Senate Intelligence hearings. The Senate Intelligence Committee’s opening day of hearings the other week, was extremely interesting. Three experts in Russian espionage expressed their beliefs that Russia injected “fake news” across the American internet, in an attempt to influence our elections. According to former FBI agent Clinton Watts, Russian intelligence was able to detect when… Keep Reading

Democrats Rejoice – Trump is Rejecting the Alt Right for his Democratic Friends and Family as a Result, Cernovich Blogger Threatens to Release A lot of Dirt on Trump

Blogger Mike Cernovich is furious that Steve Bannon is no longer Trump’s right hand man. As a result, Cernovich has threatened to release a litany of Trump scandals concerning drugs and orgies, if Trump boots Bannon. Mike Cernovich and Steve Bannon were instrumental in getting Trump elected. Steve Bannon sculpted Trump’s political ideology, while Mike Cernovich created some outrageous headlines that pummeled Hillary to a point of no return. Although entirely baseless, those weird Pizzagate… Keep Reading

Donald Trump/Trump Resort

Trumps’ Mar-a-Lago Resort Cited for Serving Bad Food and Storing it in Defective Coolers – Foreign Leaders Will Get Sick Eating There

If you are thinking about joining the prestigious Mar-a-Lago Resort, you will have to cough up $200,000 just in initiation fees. This is off the Mar-a-Lago website, Membership includes the use of the formal and casual dining areas, the Trump Spa and Salon, the pool, the Beach Club, breathtaking guest rooms and exclusive suites, a state-of the-art-fitness center, award winning tennis courts, beautiful croquet lawns and an entertainment series which hosts internationally world-renowned talent. Having… Keep Reading

Stockman, Ex GOP Rep. Indicted on Fraud Charges of Stealing $1.25 Million in Charity Now Claims he Only has $17 in his Bank Account

Former Texas Congressman Steve Stockman was really the epitome of a republican politician. Those disgusting traits, pulsating in the veins of every deplorable republican, were even more vibrant in this jackass. In 1995, he wrote an article for Guns & Ammo, alleging that the Waco siege was designed by the Clinton administration, fueling the need for a ban on assault weapons. Also in 1995, Stockman called for a Congressional investigation into Alfred Kiney’s 1948 Sexual… Keep Reading

Why do Democrats Victories Only Come From Republican Failures?

The democrats are the party of defense. Their greatest victories are never their own concoctions, but rather from the failures of their opposition. Perhaps the democrats are forced to adopt this strategy of ineffectiveness. Remember,¬†republicans are the party of money. Who do you think will win, the guy that represents a million people in poverty or the one who represents a hundred millionaires? Money talks, especially when it concerns legislation that might take some of… Keep Reading

Imagine if Republicans were as Bothered with Trump’s Traveling as Obamas’ – I Smell a Fat Hypocrite

Oh boy, do I miss Obama! Obama’s eight years were like a calm between two tumultuous storms. Hate Obama all you want, but you really can’t disagree with that. The years that Obama was at the helm of our country,were generally void of dissent. Actually, most of the conflict during that time, came from republicans. Every inch of that eight year yellow brick road, republicans threw up their arms and had their middle school hissy-fits.… Keep Reading

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