Rick Perry Flunked Chemistry, Now he is our Nation’s Secretary of Energy

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Our nation’s Secretary of Energy should be an inspiration to all students. Even if you fail chemistry, don’t dismiss pursuing the position of Secretary of Energy, the nation’s top scientist. Not only has Rick Perry proven time and again, that he can’t even spell the word ‘science’, let alone get a passing grade in science, let alone list the Department of Energy while in a presidential debate, he now heads the department that builds and maintains nuclear weapons. If you haven’t done so yet, grab your daughter and race down to that bomb shelter in your yard.

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For argument’s sake, lets imagine that Trump is in Putin’s pocket. Although Trump repeatedly denies this, the FBI as well as 16 other intelligence agencies have confirmed this. In this bleak scenario, all of the president’s decision would come from Putin. Considering how much Putin must love our country, Putin’s picks to head the various governmental agencies would be very unqualified.

In fact, Rick Perry said this at his confirmation hearing,

“My past statements made over five years ago about abolishing the Department of Energy do not reflect my current thinking. In fact, after being briefed on so many of the vital functions of the Department of Energy, I regret recommending its elimination.” WashingtonPost article

Jiggah what?

Rick Perry is another Trump nominee chosen to head an agency that they had spent their careers trying to dismantle. If you were advising the president of a country that you wanted to destroy, you would suggest nominating those that oppose their agency. Consequently, when in power these nominees will serve to dismantle their own agencies, as opposed to strengthening them. Putin’s objective will be to strike only when all of our government agencies are in shambles, and as a nation, we are weak.

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Our previous president, Barack Obama’s first Secretary of Energy was Nobel prize winning physicist Steven Chu. His second Secretary of Energy, Ernest Moniz, is a nuclear physicist, TheNewCivilRightsMovement article. Now our nation’s energy department is being led by someone who failed science in college. WOW!

To make this story even more depressing, Perry didn’t even understand what the role of Energy secretary meant. The NYTimes reported that Perry was “believing he was taking on a role as a global ambassador for the American oil and gas industry that he had long championed in his home state.”

“In the days after, Mr. Perry, the former Texas governor, discovered that he would be no such thing — that in fact, if confirmed by the Senate, he would become the steward of a vast national security complex he knew almost nothing about, caring for the most fearsome weapons on the planet, the United States’ nuclear arsenal” the Times continued. NYTimes

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What does this department do anyway? I’m sure your idea is better than the person who is now in control of it. Most of the Department of Energy’s $30 billion budget is responsible for developing and keeping the nation’s nuclear stockpile safe, as well as maintaining and rebuilding nuclear production facilities. The Department of Energy is also responsible for overseeing our nation’s labs. NYTimes

Rick Perry, did not know what the Department of Energy did. Being a Texas republican, he did understand the importance of money. By getting rid of some useless agencies, he would be able to redirect that money to afford tax breaks. That was why he wants to get rid of the Department of Energy so badly.


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  1. My take.. he wants no one smart in his administration… his ego could not take being questioned on policy.. he hires unqualified , yes men and women.. Nikki Haley -Trump was furious she didn;t clear her UN speech with him..no free thinkers allowed

  2. Top-down dictators do not feel the need for government agencies that just get in the way of their edicts, so they make sham appointments guaranteed to to render those agencies impotent and compliant to the dear leader.

  3. The glasses make me look more smarterer. I am the secretary, they tell me it is because I got a lots of Energy. It is hard work. I answer the phone and take messages and get coffee for everybody and go to the mail room, sometime i go out and bring back and bring lunch for everybody from Hooters, man, those jalapenos poppers make me lonesome for Texas, Fingers Crossed, some people are saying we may get to go home soon. I hope so, I really really do hope so,

  4. What has Russia got on Trump ….. his tax returns? Seriously, follow the connections
    1) Trump owes Blackstone/ Bayrock group $560 million dollars( 1 of his largest creditors)
    2)Blackstone is owned wholly by Russian billionaires who owe their position to Putin and have made billions from their work with the Russian government.
    3) Other companies that have borrowed from Blackstone have claimed owing money to them is like owing to the Russian mob and while you owe them they own you for many favors.
    4)Russian economy is badly faltering under the weight of its over dependence on raw materials which have plummeted in the last 2 years leaving the Russian govt scrambling to pay its debts
    5)Russia can only influence election and build its military when the per barrel oil prices are above $65 ( they are currently hovering around $50)
    6)Russia can’t afforadably get at 80% of its oil reserves and reduce its per barrel cost to compete with America at $45. Or Saudi Arabia at $14 and with Iranian sanctions being lifted russia will find another inexpensive competitor increasing production and pushing Russia further down the list of suppliers. And as for Iranian sanctions, the 6 countries lifting them allowing Iran to collect on the billions it is owed for pumping oil but not being paid for it.These billions Iran can only get if the Iranian nuclear deal is signed ,and which candidate spoke of ending the deal which would cause oil sales sanctions to be reimposed ,which would make Russian oil more competitive..
    7) Rex Tillerson is the head of ExxonMobil is in possession of patented technology that could help Putin extract 45% more oil at a significant cost savings to Russia, helping Putin put money in the Russian coffers to help reconstitute it’s military and finally afford to mass purchase the new and improved systems that it had invented before the Russian economy had slowed so much.
    8)Putin cannot get access to these new cost saving technologies OR outside oil field development money due to US sanctions on Russia over its involvement in the Ukrainian civil war
    9) look for Trump to end sanctions on Russia and to back out of the Iranian nuclear deal, to help Russia rebuild its economy, strengthen Putin and make Tillerson and Trump even richer..Allowing Trump to satisfy his creditors at Blackstone
    10) With Trump’s hatred of NATO and the Russian military gets reconstituted, the threat to the Baltic states is real with Russia retaking their access to the Baltic sea from Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia and threatening the shipping of millions of cubic feet of natural gas to lower Europe from Scandinavia and allowing for Russia to make a good case for its oil and gas being piped into eastern Europe, especially if it threatens all that oil and gas from Scandinavia.
    Sources: Time Magazine, NY Times, The Atlantic, The Guardian UK

  5. Ok, just because he flunked chem and can’t dance you think he’s not qualified? I mean the last guy was a nuclear physicist or something, wasn’t he? Aren’t you being a little hard on him? (Sarcasm)

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