Our President is Becoming Delusional – In the Past 24 hours, He Participated in Two Phone Calls That Never Actually Happened

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My friend’s grand mother used to have imaginary phone calls. She was nuttier than a bag of squirrels. Senility is an ugly thing. Sometimes, when people get older, their minds disintegrate into jumbled cesspools of gibberish.  Victims of senility will often just aimlessly wander away, until a nurse retrieves them.

Kind of like when our president, after landing at an airstrip – got into his limousine, and then immediately got out and began strolling down the airstrip. God knows where he was going. Within seconds, he was scooped up by the Secret Service and escorted back to his limousine.

But Trump’s dementia is getting worse and more severe.

In the past thirty six hours, our president participated in two phone calls that did not take place.

How much acid do I have to eat, to actually hallucinate a phone conversation?! Remarkable!

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The first conversation took place Tuesday night. Somewhere in the deserted rocky canyons of Trump’s frazzled mind, he actually envisioned this phone call between him and the head of the Boy Scouts. I believe that this would be something that Trump would be fantasizing about, considering what a disaster his speech with the Boy Scouts was. Is it possible for a president to ‘f’ up a speech to a bunch of boy scouts? Only if you ask The Donald to do it. As if he was talking to his regular Topeka monster-truck-arena Trumpkin rally, all he talked about was Crooked Hillary and the Deplorable Democrats.

Anyway, Trump said that he spoke to the head of the Boy Scouts and that he told him that his speech was “the greatest speech that was ever made to them.”

Is it really that incredible to think Trump might have dreamed this conversation up?

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Because the next morning, as he stumbled into the White House kitchen, he was telling everyone about this phone call. It went viral within moments. Everyone assumed this was a nice victory for Trump. After all, he has been having a horrendously disastrous week. If the Boy Scouts said that about his speech, I reckon his week would’ve improved a little. But they didn’t. They told TIME Magazine that no one from the organization contacted the White House.

But then, the same day, Trump recounted this fantastic phone call with the Mexican president concerning a decrease in border crossings.

“Even the President of Mexico called me,” Trump asserted in the Oval Office on Monday after swearing in his new chief of staff. “Their southern border, they said very few people are coming because they know they’re not going to get to our border, which is the ultimate compliment.”CNN article

The Mexican President’s Office, however, released a statement that made that conversation as well, a figment of our president’s twisted imagination.

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“President Enrique Peña Nieto has not been in recent communication via telephone with President Donald Trump.”

What is going on?

First, we have to assume that if the Mexican president or the Boy Scout leader was lying, and were actually denying a conversation between themselves and the President of the United States took place, Trump would have a squealing fit. You can bet your middle finger that Trump would have gone above and beyond to prove these conversations took place. A phone record would easily do the trick. The fact that Trump hasn’t, is quite indicative.

Another worrisome question is if these phone calls were not fabricated from a senile and crippled mind. Either way, it is bad. If  Trump made these conversations up for a rational reason, let’s say Trump thought these conversations might have helped his image, then why would he assume that the other party would go along with his imaginary-phone-call game. Either way, our president is not playing with a full deck.

We should put a big ‘X’ on the door of every home that voted for him.

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  1. I would take issue at the word “becoming”. He is now and has always been delusional as he exists in his own very teeny tiny little world that bears not the slightest resemblance to the greater reality. What may have started as a very active imagination in youth, has advanced to the state of 24/7 pure diabolical fantasy. BTW, love Harvey and it’s a shame that 45’s delusions are not good natured as were those of Elwood P. Dowd.

  2. He will say anything to make him seem better than Prez? Obama! He is so green with jealousy,knowing a black man is still more popular than he is,and his zombies were NOT going to let a woman be President after 8 yrs of Prez? Obama!

  3. Not delusional. He believes every lie he spews and he knows his followers will also. The whole family needs to be locked up for the bullshit that they are pulling. The Republican Party should be ashamed for allowing this farce to continue.

  4. I”m sure it’s just more of his usual b.s. of trying to make people think he’s better than he really is. He’s desperately trying to do things that inevitably blow up in his stupid orange face. How pathetic.

  5. Why does he insist everyday to make a fool of himself, and show the world he’s a total dumbass??
    Bill Clinton cheats on his wife. Impeach him. Trump proudly brags about sexual assault (and has cheated on his wives). Elect him.
    Hillary oversaw the department of state while 4 people died in an embassy attack. Put her in jail. 2 Republicans were in office while over 200 people died in embassy attacks. No problem.
    Immigrants don’t pay taxes. Round them up and kick them out. Trump doesn’t pay taxes. He’s a business genius.
    Hillary’s foundation only spent 87% of their donations helping people. She’s a crook. Trumps foundation paid off his debts, bought sculptures of him, and made political donations to avoid investigations while using less than 5% of funds for charity (and he got shut down by NY State). So savvy… Put him in the white house.
    Trump made 4 billion dollars in 40 years, when an index fund started at the same time with the same “small loans” he received would be worth $12 billion today… with a trail of bankruptcies, thousands of lawsuits and burned small business owners. He’s a real business whiz. Hillary took a loss of $700k. She’s a criminal.
    Trump is the first candidate in the modern era not to release his tax returns, and took a billion dollar loss in 1 year. Genius.
    Hillary takes responsibility for private email servers and apologizes. Not credible. Trump denies saying things (on the record) he actually said (on the record), he’s just telling it like it is.
    Your arguments are thin. Your ignorance of reality is shocking. Your double-standards are offensive, and your willingness to blindly support him and recycle the rhetoric is absurd. Your opinion is not fact. Your memes are not news articles. And your hypocrisy is not a platform.

  6. Leave Donald alone it was his alter ego Jim. Donald is not even aware Jim exists. Donald is a very sweet man but that Jim guy. Bad hombre. Kinda crazy we elected a man with split personality mental issues but sh.t happens

  7. Queen Or Trumpian Rhapsody
    Is this America
    Please just be fantasy.
    Said ‘twas a landslide
    He escapes from reality
    Open your eyes
    Look at these guys and see
    Our country feels no joy, needs lots of sympathy
    Because they were they were quick to come, wish they’d go
    We go high, and they go low
    Anyway the wind blows, Congress doesn’t seem to matter to me, to me
    Mama, they’ve killed our land
    Catered to the KKK
    Nazis and the NRA
    Mama, life here was true fun
    But now they’ve gone and thrown what’s good away
    Mama, ooooo
    It just makes me want to cry
    We hope these crooks will all be done tomorrow
    Hope they’re gone, want them gone, they think nothing really matters
    Is it too late, that we awoke
    They’ve all sold their souls for cash
    Our World reputation’s trash
    Goodbye Trump and your group you’ve got to go
    Gotta send you all away and face the truth
    Mama, ooo (anyway the wind blows)
    Our country needn’t die
    Rence Priebus wishes he’d never been born at all
    He’s been replaced by a little silhouetto of a man
    Scaramucci gone, General Kelly will go on and do the fandango
    But they’re late, the noose is tightening and to them it’s very frightening
    Silly Sarah,
    Silly Sarah,
    Kellyanne – has a new glow
    Trump cries “I’m Rich and nobody loves me.”
    Pence is an evil man chartering his evil plan
    Spared by prayer from his homosexuality
    Over compensating for though we know hoping his genes let him go
    Bismillah! No, they just will not let him go – we all know
    Bismillah! No, so he just puts on a show – yet we know
    Bismillah! No his genes will not let him go – his hatred starts to show
    And hypocrisy will show as his body lets him know (forever)
    His true feelings will never let him go let him go!
    Mitch McConnel doesn’t know
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no
    Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia we must make Paul Ryan Go
    Pat Robertson sees a devil in us all you see
    You see
    You see
    So Trump thinks he can stop us with Tweeting his lies
    So Pence thinks he can pray then pull the wool over our eyes
    Paul Ryan can’t do this to us but maybe
    Mitch McConnell will get out just gotta get him right outta here
    Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
    Because conscience really matters
    Anyone can see
    Conscience really matters conscience really matters to me
    And that’s the way the wind blows.

  8. Before running for president, 45 could say anything he wanted and no one cared. He could lie, exaggerate or stretch the truth to suit his own needs. Most people saw him as a strange man with odd habits. Then he ran and won an election. Now his predilection to bend the truth is out of place. 45 is either unwilling or unable to give up his odd habits. What worked in NYC does not work in DC. Sadly, he cannot comprehend why his past behavior no longer works.

  9. Swedes ask what Trump’s ‘smoking’ after he cites phony terror attack By Mark Moore February 19, 2017
    The former Swedish foreign minister wondered what Donald Trump was “smoking” after the president referred to a nonexistent terror attack in the Scandinavian country. Two Iraqi men were arrested in the Kentucky city in 2011 for aiding al-Qaeda. But there was no massacre.

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