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Jordan Arizmendi has 526 articles published.

Jordan has always been a writer. He has written several novels available on Amazon.com, and he used to write his own column in "The National Enquirer". While Jordan lived in Japan for two years, he was a childhood television star. He was sort of a big deal. In a volunteer position, Jordan teaches adults how to read.

Our President is Becoming Delusional – In the Past 24 hours, He Participated in Two Phone Calls That Never Actually Happened

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My friend’s grand mother used to have imaginary phone calls. She was nuttier than a bag of squirrels. Senility is an ugly thing. Sometimes, when people get older, their minds disintegrate into jumbled cesspools of gibberish.  Victims of senility will often just aimlessly wander away, until a nurse retrieves them. Kind of like when our president, after landing at an airstrip – got into his limousine, and then immediately got out and began strolling down…

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So Much for the Religious Right, Who Just Ignored a Letter from Thousands of Nuns Begging them Not to Repeal Obamacare

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It shouldn’t shock anyone that Republicans ignored a letter from 7,000 Catholic nuns, begging to keep Obamacare. Republicans might try to come off as the caring party, but don’t let them fool you! If you can’t fit neatly in a Republican politician’s wallet, then they don’t care at all about you. One party is for feeding the hungry and welcoming the abused refugee, while the other party fights to yank that welfare check out of…

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Trump, Fox News and Putin – The Evil Triad – Colluded to Spread Fake News Connecting Hillary to DNC Staffer Death

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A lawsuit filed against Fox News, by a paid commentator for the news channel, claims that Fox News and a Trump supporter tried to deflect news from Russia collusion by making up this outrageous story that Hillary was involved in the death of a young DNC aide. The lawsuit quotes a voicemail boasting that Trump had actually reviewed the drafts of the story before it was published. CNN article According to the lawsuit, a month before…

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Don’t be Fooled! Trump Might Sign the Russian Sanctions Bill, But he is the one to Ultimately Decide the Details of the Sanction

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Putin, Trump, Sanctions – Love Hath no Disguise This play is a love story about two star crossed world leaders. Every other force in the cosmos, even sanctions against their union, though love always finds a way. Against all odds, the rulers maintain their relationship. This is the story of all of the valleys and mountains separating Trump and Putin. Part I The stage is a bull fighting arena. Putin plays the bull and Trump…

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According to Gallup, Three States Where Trump’s Approval Rating is 20% Higher than His Disapproval, What are they Smoking? Where Could I get Some?

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According to Gallup polling, North Dakota, West Virginia and Wyoming are the only three states with Trump approval rating 20% higher than his disapproval. Trump promised his voters the sun and the moon. Trump promised each, their most coveted dreams. In these three states, people wanted to close the borders, to kick out all immigrants, and to make English the only language in America. Perhaps the more hopeful one is, the longer the hopefulness subsidies.…

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Trump’s Plea to Police Officers to “Rough up” Criminals Will go Down as One of the Weirdest Requests a President has Ever Made

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President Trump gave a very odd speech to police officers in a suburb of New York on Friday. The point of the speech was to illustrate the need for stricter immigration laws. Trump waged war against the MS-13 gang. He claimed the gang was made up of illegal aliens, killing countless children and police officers. Interestingly, Trump gave his speech in Suffolk County, New York, the same county that had been under Justice Department oversight…

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Although Scaramucci Was Against Trump During the Elections, Why is he Trump’s Most Loyal Subject Now? Money, and Lots of it!

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New White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci, is an enormous Trumpkin. Never before has anyone in Trump’s cabinet professed his love and adoration for Trump so many times, literally. In fact, Scaramucci has yet to give a speech, since taking his new position, without praising our president. Few things in our cosmos are more unpredictable than love. Scaramucci’s new found love is certainly no exception. Just a few years ago, he was adamantly against Trump.…

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Trump Gives Quarterly Salary of $100K to Department of Education, but he also Slashes Funding for the Same Department

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One festive tradition that Trump has started in D.C., is the disbursement of his quarterly salaries. Four times a year, four lucky recipients get Trump’s $100,000 salary. His first salary went to the Department of Interior. To Trump, $100,000 is like a needle in a haystack. In donating it, he gets back ten fold. Those maniacal Trumpkins, for example, now have proof that Donald isn’t in the White House for money, but rather to improve…

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What Does Trump’s Vicious Attack on Jeff Sessions Tell us, More Important, What Does it Tell His Loyal Republican Supporters in the GOP?

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Trump’s vicious attack on Jeff Sessions is the worst thing he could do to himself and to the Republican party. However, this is exactly what those who voted for him wanted. During the presidential campaign, if you would’ve asked any of those tank top-wearing, cross-burning, minority-hating Trump supporters at one of his rallies, ‘why do you like Trump?’ Nine out of ten of them would have defiantly answered, ‘He is not a politician.’ Seemed like…

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It was Disgusting to Watch Trump’s Boy Scouts Speech, But Check out What he did with his Son’s Boy Scout Membership in 1989, This’ll Make Your Hair Stand up!

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A study of Trump Foundation financial records revealed that in 1989, there was one little line for seven bucks to the Boy Scouts. Donations to good organizations are commendable. I’ll admit, that amount is more than I’ve ever given to the Boy Scouts. The weird part is that his “generous” donation of seven bucks, just happened to be the same amount as a Boy Scout membership fee. Even weirder? In 1989, The Donald Jr. was…

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