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What Came First, Donald Trump or Fake News – Here’s Why Republicans Love Fake News So Much

Most of the things Trump does, don’t look so presidential when reported in the media. Trump’s defensive strategy against these claims is to wedge his fat fingers in his ears, and just call the headlines ‘fake news’. Yes, it is a very juvenile strategy, but it is working perfectly! Whether it be making up wiretapping fantasies about a previous president, his pitiful golf games, his abysmal polling numbers, everyday it seems the newspaper is tearing… Keep Reading

Taxes, Here’s How we Figure out if Trump was the one to Give Them

Trump’s taxes were released. Unfortunately, they are not as enlightening as one would assume. In fact, the two mere pages of his taxes from 12 years ago, only make his skeptics more skeptical, and his supporters more supportive. The taxes prove that Trump is (or was) that millionaire he claimed to be during the campaign. They also prove that he has paid taxes. On the other hand though, the minuscule fragment of his entire tax portfolio… Keep Reading

A Trump University Victim Will not Stop Fighting Until Donald Trump Admits his Crime

Hillary led a terrible campaign, as a result we get douched with Trump. It seemed that Hillary spoke about topics no one cared about, and didn’t speak about things that could have really damaged him. Take for example, the Trump University scandal. Trump, our elected president, was the main defendant in a class action lawsuit the he scammed high school graduates and senior citizens out of a real estate education. Right after he won the… Keep Reading

Donald Trump Loves Palm Beach, but does Palm Beach Love him?

Palm Beach is one of the most glamorous locations in the world. The hot women, the ritzy restaurants, the dazzling glamor – who wouldn’t want to live there? Apparently, Palm Beach residents, that’s who! They want out, as a result of Donald Trump. All of their businesses have taken a massive sucker punch since The Donald started visiting his resort so often. In his defense, The Donald does not discriminate. It doesn’t matter where you… Keep Reading

Is Trump Digging his own Orange Grave With These Obama Wiretapping Accusations?

On Saturday, Trump shocked the world by accusing previous President Obama of wiretapping him. If this is true, we could be on the precipice of one of the most damaging presidential conspiracies since Watergate. In fact, in these fragmented and often psychedelic tweets, Trump compared Obama to Richard Nixon. He also called him a “bad (or sick) guy.” After making such a scandalous accusation, it was quite indicative how silent the White House became the… Keep Reading

Tit for Tat – Europe Plans to Impose Visa Restrictions on Americans Trying to Get to Europe

As a result of Trump’s travel ban, Europe has decided to implement its own visa restriction. European lawmakers is boldly telling the world, that unless the Trump administration lifts visa restrictions on European countries like Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Poland and Romania, it will be equally difficult for Americans to travel to any European country. “You’re talking about citizens from countries, like Poland, with a major diaspora” in the United States, Claude Moraes, the British lawmaker who… Keep Reading

All those People that Loved Trump’s Speech so Much, Must Feel Really Stupid This Morning

Every news headline Yesterday, was about how glorious Trump’s speech was on Tuesday night. I was mortified to hear people speaking about Trump with such prestigious adjectives as “optimistic”, “winning” and “presidential”. But then,  a mere few hours later, revelations came out that accuse his Attorney General of perjury. Just like that, his glory is snatched right from his fat and orange hands. Even his harshest critics, like CNN analyst Van Jones, could not stop praising the… Keep Reading

Utah Republican Admits He Wants Women to Make Less than Men for the Same Job, Just to Save his Wealthy Donor Money – Disgusting

Jason Green, a Utah Republican, finally explained why republicans are always fighting to ensure that women make less than men for the same job. According to a letter that he wrote to two newspapers, criticizing a bill that aims to stifle the gap in the workforce, James Green blamed greed as the primary reason. “If businesses are forced to pay women the same as male earnings, that means they will have to reduce the pay… Keep Reading

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The Day I Didn’t Die

On September 9th, 2001 my mother showed me a list of flights from Boston to Los Angeles. “You could go on the 10th or the 11th, it’s the same flight” she said. I looked at the list.”I’d like to stay on the Cape for another day,” I replied, “but I should go on the 10th because I have to go to the DMV and deal with a moving violation I got last time I was… Keep Reading

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