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The Rise and Fall of a Kentucky Trump Campaign Manager

Once upon a time, 70 year old Judge Tim Nolan of California, Kentucky was a shining local republican figure. Just a year ago, the old judge was quite a fixture in the local Kentucky scene. His prominence was only growing. He was like a little bud in a garden of staunch ruby-red roses. Judge Nolan had a future in the republican party. Media in his neck of the woods, referred to Judge Nolan as an… Keep Reading

Trump Thumbs his Nose at Every Farmer that Voted for Him, While Getting Rid of Obama Legislation Designed to Protect them from Mega Agribusiness

On April 22, a massive antitrust rule affecting the agribusiness was supposed to go into effect. Obama pushed this legislation just days before leaving office. However, last week the U.S. Department of Agriculture decided to delay the implementation of the law until Oct. 19. This delay was a major bummer for every American farmer. At the same time however, the delay was a tremendous victory for the agribusiness industry leaders. Ironically, Trump’s nomination for secretary of… Keep Reading

Jarod Kushner Found Trump’s China Adviser by Doing an Amazon Search

Jarod Kushner was tasked with finding Papa Trump a China adviser, according to a Vanity Fair article. After all, China is a pretty big deal. Given this super important errand, Jared froze. He didn’t know anything about China. Probably even less than dear old Papa. Jared assumed that anyone who knew enough about China to write a book about it would be an okay adviser. Hence, Jared began checking out some of the book titles… Keep Reading

In Exchange for $1 Million from Dow Chemical, Trump will Ignore Studies that Prove Pesticides Kill Animals as well as Humans

Dow Chemical is paying our president to let them sprinkle their deadly pesticides across your kid’s playground! Remember Trump’s campaign slogan, how he was going to ‘drain the swamps’? Remember all of his star struck supporters reasoning how Trump was so wealthy, ‘I reckon, he don’t need to be greedy and corrupt’? Apparently, Trump’s corruption has soared to mortifying levels. Most noteworthy, when your kid is born with a defective brain, don’t blame Trump, don’t… Keep Reading

As Trump and North Korea Butt Heads, Russian State TV Says that Trump is the Irrational One

North Korea leader Kim Jong-On has always been considered something of a loose cannon. Muscle and weapons are just as frightening as unpredictability. Kim Jong-On is very unpredictable. Every political leader has given Kim Jong-On the respect a foreign leader deserves. Let him bark as loud as he wants. He won’t do any biting. For some weird reason, Donald Trump is the first world leader to insist on starting shit with Kim Jong-On. For this… Keep Reading

Bernie Supporters Were Tricked With Fake News

Oliver Mitov wrote thousands of fake news stories about Clinton. Oliver Mitov could have been one person or a few. All that we know about him is that he wrote a lot of news stories disparaging Hillary Clinton and posted them to Bernie facebook pages. We also know that he sent his stories from Albania. Whoever Oliver Mitov was, his mission from the Kremlin was to get Bernie supporters to vote against Hillary in the election.… Keep Reading

Russia and Trump’s Main Goal was to Turn us Against Each Other – Did They Succeed?

Trump had to turn us against each other in order to get elected. This frightening tactic was verified at the Senate Intelligence hearings. The Senate Intelligence Committee’s opening day of hearings the other week, was extremely interesting. Three experts in Russian espionage expressed their beliefs that Russia injected “fake news” across the American internet, in an attempt to influence our elections. According to former FBI agent Clinton Watts, Russian intelligence was able to detect when… Keep Reading

Democrats Rejoice – Trump is Rejecting the Alt Right for his Democratic Friends and Family as a Result, Cernovich Blogger Threatens to Release A lot of Dirt on Trump

Blogger Mike Cernovich is furious that Steve Bannon is no longer Trump’s right hand man. As a result, Cernovich has threatened to release a litany of Trump scandals concerning drugs and orgies, if Trump boots Bannon. Mike Cernovich and Steve Bannon were instrumental in getting Trump elected. Steve Bannon sculpted Trump’s political ideology, while Mike Cernovich created some outrageous headlines that pummeled Hillary to a point of no return. Although entirely baseless, those weird Pizzagate… Keep Reading

Donald Trump/Trump Resort

Trumps’ Mar-a-Lago Resort Cited for Serving Bad Food and Storing it in Defective Coolers – Foreign Leaders Will Get Sick Eating There

If you are thinking about joining the prestigious Mar-a-Lago Resort, you will have to cough up $200,000 just in initiation fees. This is off the Mar-a-Lago website, Membership includes the use of the formal and casual dining areas, the Trump Spa and Salon, the pool, the Beach Club, breathtaking guest rooms and exclusive suites, a state-of the-art-fitness center, award winning tennis courts, beautiful croquet lawns and an entertainment series which hosts internationally world-renowned talent. Having… Keep Reading

Why do Democrats Victories Only Come From Republican Failures?

The democrats are the party of defense. Their greatest victories are never their own concoctions, but rather from the failures of their opposition. Perhaps the democrats are forced to adopt this strategy of ineffectiveness. Remember, republicans are the party of money. Who do you think will win, the guy that represents a million people in poverty or the one who represents a hundred millionaires? Money talks, especially when it concerns legislation that might take some of… Keep Reading

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