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Andrew Puzder, who Withdrew from Trump’s Nomination, Might Have Been the #1 Worst Choice for Labor Secretary

When Andrew Puzder bowed out of contention for Trump’s Labor Secretary, he slipped out of the limelight. Puzder returned to his CKE restaurant empire, in which he used to be CEO of. He continued battling unions on raising minimum wages, he continued his quest to replace his workers with robots, and best of all, he continued employing illegal immigrants. Imagine that! Our Secretary of Labor, secretly employing illegal immigrants, to save a few dollars a… Keep Reading

Trump’s Choice to Head HUD, Ben Carson, is a Slap in the Face to Millions Living in Poverty

HUD, the Department of Housing and Urban Development, is one of the most important agencies in the government. It may not seem that way, but what other agency do millions of Americans rely on to live? Millions in poverty rely on HUD to have a roof over their heads. Despite the glaring importance of such an agency, Trump choice to head the Department of Housing and Urban Development was Ben Carson. He is overwhelmingly unqualified for… Keep Reading

Head of EPA Changes Agency’s Site According to the Views of the Coal Industry, His Real Boss

Scott Pruitt, Trump’s pick to head the EPA, has built his career on attacking the EPA. The same agency that Scott Pruitt has been trying to dismantle his entire life, he now controls. The changes just made to the EPA’s website only verify his wishes to invalidate the agency he now heads. The deputy chief chosen to lead the EPA is coal lobbyist Andrew Wheeler. Andrew Wheeler has made a fortune as a registered lobbyist… Keep Reading

Trump and Kim Jung-un are Really Two Peas from the Same Fat Pod

Besides appearance, our president and North Korean’s leader Kim Jung-un are really similar. For starters, President Trump is the first global leader, to actually take offense of the nonsensical ramblings of North Korean’s leader. Every single leader contains enough restraint to be able to ignore Kim Jung-un, when he makes his threats of global annihilation. Our president however, is so tempered with juvenile tendencies, that he refuses to be perceived as the weaker one. Imagine… Keep Reading

For those of you who Glorified Traitor Assange, FBI is now Seeking his Arrest

Once upon a time, Julian Assange was considered an American hero, kind of like Johnny Appleseed. Once upon a time, people perceived his website, Wikileaks, as this righteous forum of justice. All of those dark secrets our government tries to veil, were revealed through Wikileaks. Ironically, all of those “secrets” seemed to be aimed at smearing Hillary Clinton. The one candidate who refused to reveal his tax returns, those secrets, Wikileaks would not uncover. However,… Keep Reading

Yesterday, Trump Began Dismantling Our Nation’s Educational System

Late Wednesday, President Trump wrote an executive order to begin tearing apart our nation’s educational system. Considering that Betsy Devos is Trump’s Secretary of Education, this should come as no surprise to anyone. After all, Devos has devoted her life to replacing our nation’s public schools with private charter ones. For nearly 30 years, as a philanthropist, activist and Republican fund-raiser, she has pushed to give families taxpayer money in the form of vouchers to… Keep Reading

The One Campaign Promise Trump Will Keep – Lowering Our Nation’s Tax Rate

Lowering our nation’s tax rate has always been very important to Trump. Trump plans on lowering our taxes to 15%. That’ll save me and you a few hundred dollars. But as per Trump’s wealth, he will be saving millions! Collectively, that means there will be billions less spent on our nation’s roads, teachers, and police officers. Finally, one campaign promise that Trump will keep! Everything he said on the campaign trail, turned out to be a… Keep Reading

The Rise and Fall of a Kentucky Trump Campaign Manager

Once upon a time, 70 year old Judge Tim Nolan of California, Kentucky was a shining local republican figure. Just a year ago, the old judge was quite a fixture in the local Kentucky scene. His prominence was only growing. He was like a little bud in a garden of staunch ruby-red roses. Judge Nolan had a future in the republican party. Media in his neck of the woods, referred to Judge Nolan as an… Keep Reading

Trump Thumbs his Nose at Every Farmer that Voted for Him, While Getting Rid of Obama Legislation Designed to Protect them from Mega Agribusiness

On April 22, a massive antitrust rule affecting the agribusiness was supposed to go into effect. Obama pushed this legislation just days before leaving office. However, last week the U.S. Department of Agriculture decided to delay the implementation of the law until Oct. 19. This delay was a major bummer for every American farmer. At the same time however, the delay was a tremendous victory for the agribusiness industry leaders. Ironically, Trump’s nomination for secretary of… Keep Reading

Jarod Kushner Found Trump’s China Adviser by Doing an Amazon Search

Jarod Kushner was tasked with finding Papa Trump a China adviser, according to a Vanity Fair article. After all, China is a pretty big deal. Given this super important errand, Jared froze. He didn’t know anything about China. Probably even less than dear old Papa. Jared assumed that anyone who knew enough about China to write a book about it would be an okay adviser. Hence, Jared began checking out some of the book titles… Keep Reading

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