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Melania Now Says Cyberbullying is Okay, as Long as you are the one Being Bullied

Of all the delicious ironies in this Trump presidency, maybe the greatest one is that our president engages in cyberbullying. Meanwhile, First Lady Melania is conducting a campaign against cyberbullying. Melania was fighting all cyberbullies who tweet “nasty” things to innocent women. During the election, she appealed to suburban women hesitant of supporting the crude and vulgar Donald Trump. How could he be so bad, married to someone as caring as Melania? I reckon that… Keep Reading

What Happens When Our President is not Smarter than a Fifth Grader?

Are you smarter than our president? Yesterday, our president petrified the world with one tweet. He notified his 33 million Twitter followers, that Amazon doesn’t pay “internet taxes.” Jiggah wha? Hate to be the one to tell you America, but our president is not the sharpest knife in the shelf. Judging by his tweets, you can go to sleep tonight confident that you are actually smarter than our president, the most powerful man in the… Keep Reading

Putin Will Interfere in Next Elections, but Whose Side will the “Fake News” be on?

No longer can people speculate that Russia interfered with our elections. Even President Trump is jumping on that bandwagon and blaming former President Obama for turning the other cheek. ***Alert to all worshiping Trumpkins: The Donald has finally admitted that Russia did hack our democracy. All seventeen government investigations concluded that Russia did, in fact, inject fake news into our media in an attempt of persuading voter sentiment. Many Americans are petrified that Russia will… Keep Reading

Mickey Mouse Hangs his Head in Shame as Trump Defiles the Hall of Presidents

When Trump became our president, I was worried about so many things, it was difficult to just focus on one. Wars, the stock market, terrorism, were just a sample of the concerns gyrating through my head. This jungle of misgivings has only become more intimidating since. It seems every day, another grave concern stems from the Trump presidency. Within this long and strange trip, it is so easy to forget some troubles that would have… Keep Reading

Republicans are Finding out that it isn’t Possible to Make a More Conservative Version of the Affordable Care Act

The Affordable Care Act, Obamacare, is as conservative a legislation as you could get. Although that is the healthcare bill’s greatest problem, it is also the bill’s greatest strength. It can’t and it won’t be replaced. Republicans are trying to replace it. But with what? Anything more conservative than Obamacare is cruel. The only thing Republicans could come up with isn’t even healthcare. Trumpcare is a tax plan, that takes Medicare from senior citizens and… Keep Reading

Trump’s Budget Reduces Funding For Housing Programs for the Poor, Excluding a Subsidy Paid to Certain Landlords, Like Himself

Starrett City is the nation’s largest subsidized housing complex. It sits close to New York’s JFK Airport. The complex reels in a lot of money. Trump has called Starrett City “one of the best investments I ever made.” Except, it was actually Trump’s pop who made the investment, according to a representative of Starrett City. The Donald’s investments, like Trump University, didn’t do quite as well. In Trump’s budget, he viciously slashes federal housing subsidies for… Keep Reading

Analysts Question if Jared Super Gay Voice was What Caused Palestine-Israeli Peace Negotiations to Crumble

Jared Kushner must be blaming the sound of his voice, on his failure to draw a peace agreement between Israel and Palestine. There are lots of things that gay voices won’t be able to accomplish. Two guys get into a fight at a bar. Don’t expect the gayest voice to scream some sense into them. Sorry. The president has given Jared Kushner more power and responsibility than any US citizen has ever wielded. Jared Kushner… Keep Reading

The Oedipus Trump Syndrome – Psychoanalyst Suggest Trump Supporters are Like Children Defending their Abusive Daddy

Daddy issues are prevalent in many Trumpkins. However, during the election, while Trump fever was spreading across the country, the passionate adoration for Donald Trump could never quite be explained. Some of them said, “He thinks like me.” Others replied, in steaming gusto, “He is so rich, he won’t be corrupt.” “We need someone who is strong.” Are those the traits you are concerned with when picking a president? No way! I think there were… Keep Reading

Trump Admits he Lied about Comey Tweet However, Trump says he Doesn’t Regret it, the lie Sure did Help him

As usual, Trump makes a lie and it helps him. A lie would end most politician’s careers. But a Trump lie is articulated so perfectly, it actually helps him. Remember 41 days ago, when Trump tweeted this? I hate to say ‘I told you so’, but I knew right away that this was just another Trump fib. I had written several articles, PoliticalHaze article, about this perplexing Trump tweet. It was so obvious to me, that… Keep Reading

Trump Cares so Much about the Nation’s Homeless He Appointed his Nanny to Head Nation’s Largest Public Housing Authority of the Department of Housing and Urban Development

Trump’s latest selection for Department of Housing made the swamp get ten feet deeper! I have written several articles about the people Trump nominates to head important departments. Actually, I have written a lot of articles on this subject. I feel that Trump’s nominees are the most indicative measure of his true intentions for our country. If Putin did help get Trump elected, and Putin wanted Trump to destroy our government, what more effective way… Keep Reading

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