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You Must Know the Secret Password if you Want to Volunteer for Trump – Seriously, I’m Not Kidding

Imagine you are a YUUUUUGE Trump supporter. Imagine the only vision in the whole wide world that doesn’t distress your little Trumpkin heart, is The Donald and his killer hair and his golden tan. And let’s also imagine you are walking down Fifth Avenue in New York City and you happen to find yourself at the cathedral of all holy places, Trump Tower! Beneath the summer sun, the building seems illustrious, as if it was… Keep Reading

Donald Trump/Election

Why Aren’t Any of Those Loyal Trump Supporters Volunteering For Him?

Donald Trump has a great imagination. Some of his most surreal fantasies include a wall magically built by Mexicans and the power to snap his fingers and eleven million immigrants disappear. An even more outlandish delusion of Trump’s is that he might be able to win Presidency with no campaign at all. His list of campaign problems all spawn from his lack of money. Trump’s campaign has less money than most senators running for re-election.… Keep Reading

Finally – Hillary Gets Bernt

This morning, Bernie Sanders said that he will vote for Hillary. I could devote a few articles to all of the deplorable comments that Bernie made about Hillary during the primaries. It was the primaries though and that is how the primaries work. Hillary was the first Goliath that Bernie had to slay. His attacks on Hillary certainly defiled her image among his supporters. All venom aside, Hillary’s only crimes are the accusations fueled on… Keep Reading

This is Why Donors Shouldn’t Waste Another Penny on Trump’s Campaign

I remember when I was a freshman in high school, I ran for class secretary. I learned that it is more fun to write about politics than actually engage in it. I lost big time to the star basketball player. Over dinner, my family helped me out with my speech. They suggested different platforms I should promote. I like to think that I lost to my opponent’s popularity. What else do high school freshmen weigh… Keep Reading

Trump’s One Lie Masks the Lopsided Foundation of the Entire Republican Party

Whose the “world class liar”? The Donald responded to Hillary’s speech today with another speech of his own. Although this one contained so many inaccuracies, the only people who liked it must have been either YUGE Trump supporters or they aren’t playing with a full deck. An unbiased level headed brain would be unable to tolerate a speech containing lie after lie after lie. Nonetheless, by a presidential nominee! Out of this barrage of lies… Keep Reading

Bernie Supporters, Gary Johnson Wants Your Vote

  I know there are a lot of Bernie supporters who refuse to acknowledge the end. Libertarian nominee Gary Johnson wants all Bernie supporters to flock over to his camp. Not yet, G-man. Bernie hasn’t “officially” ended his campaign, so the “bern” keeps sizzling. As of now, Bernie is sort of like that old guy in the park, endlessly tossing handfuls of seeds to the birds. Bernie Sanders has said that his single goal is… Keep Reading

Polls Show the Direction of Bernie Supporters

Hillary Clinton won the Democratic primaries. Bernie Sanders however, her opponent, has vowed to continue swinging until the party convention in July. At that event, the democratic nominee is official. Why the continued theatrics? God only knows. Some allege that Sanders’ team wants to remain a “force” in an attempt to get some sweet concessions, like his $15 minimum wage. If Sanders was to hop out of the race immediately, his loyal supporters would feel… Keep Reading

Moody’s Analytics Releases their Study of Trump’s Economic Plan

Moody’s Analytics, a platform for economic research regarding risk and financial modeling, analyzed The Donald’s economic plan. If your neighbor keeps screaming about how The Donald will fix the economy, tell him The Donald’s plan is shit they should shut up and that his plan will only benefit himself and a few of his golfing buddies. According to Moody’s, there would be 3.5 million FEWER jobs and the unemployment rate would soar to 7% at… Keep Reading

Trump Calls for Muslim Profiling

This morning, Donald Trump expressed his willingness to start profiling Muslim citizens, in an attempt to fight terrorism.   We really have to look at profiling,” Trump said on Face the Nation. “It’s not the worst thing to do.”   Trump asserted that he hates the idea of profiling, “but we have to use common sense.”   Trump has certainly gained popularity through his aggresive Muslim attack. During his campaign, the two terrorist attacks that… Keep Reading

Why is The Donald Really Running for President?

I think the question of the year is ‘Why is Donald Trump Running For President’. Most of his supporters will quickly answer, ‘To make America great again’. This will be the first reason as to why Trump is running that I will knock down. Clearly, it is the easiest one to refute. I don’t like that response because it is so ambiguous and it doesn’t make any sense. After broadcasting his platforms to kick Hispanics… Keep Reading

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