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Bernie Club Clamors to Clinton, Leaving The Donald in the Dust

Trump always had his eye on Bernie supporters. But now according to a CNN poll, 91% of Bernie supporters are flocking to Hillary. While Bernie was still battling in the primaries, Trump was overjoyed to witness the splintered Democratic party. He incited Hillary hatred among Bernie supporters, because according to Trump’s glorious fantasy, he knew the day would come when these embittered Bernie supporters would look to Trump as their new golden idol. Bernie supporters… Keep Reading

Donald Trump/Hillary Clinton

There Isn’t a Crooked Bone in Hillary’s Body

About fifteen years ago, Fox News began a smear campaign against Hillary Clinton. Back then, Fox assumed Hillary was going to be the ’08 Democratic presidential nominee. Hence, it was in every staunch Republican’s best interest to soil her image. No one expected Obama to take the reins. After he became president, cognizant that she was going to be the next nominee, Fox never toned down their battle ground tactics. Eight years later, and all… Keep Reading

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What Would the Unknown Soldier say to Trump?

Memorial Day is always a strange sort of holiday for me. Unlike most holidays, in which we know who or what we are supposed to be revering, Memorial Day honors faces we will never know. Since the start of our country, hundreds of thousands of soldiers have died so that me and you could read a book or watch a movie or even earn a paycheck. It seems that just one day is not enough… Keep Reading

Trump Calls NFL Liars in Attempt to Weasel out of Debate with Hillary

The one good thing about The Donald, is that at any minute of the day, there is at least one juicy scandal bubbling across the internet about him. Mind you, currently there are a few but the one that this article is dedicated to concerns Trump’s crusade to get out of his debate with Hillary. Hopefully, the debates will occur, because I have been really looking forward to them. I’m sure that for the same… Keep Reading

Possible Espionage Charges as Trump Conspiress With Russia to Hack American Security

On Wednesday, Donald Trump asked Vladimir Putin to help him get Hillary’s emails. He said that he would “love to see” her private emails. “Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing,” Trump told reporters at a news conference in Miami. “I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.” For the first time in American history, an American citizen is requesting a foreign government… Keep Reading

Bernie and Trump Supporters Play Their Fiddles as the DNC Burns

For the good of the democratic party, Debbie Wasserman Schultz resigned. The Florida congresswoman knew that her presence at the DNC would have been a massive distraction. Debbie made the decision, after a flurry of leaked emails revealed that the DNC favored Hillary Clinton over Bernie Sanders in the party’s 2016 primary election. Debbie said that she would step down from her position as the party leader at the end of her parties convention. After… Keep Reading

Donald Trump

Correlation between Trump Supporters and Low I.Q.s

Trump on Republicans – They’re the dumbest group of voters in the country. They believe anything on Fox News. I could lie and they’d still eat it up. – People magazine 1998   Why do so many people endorse Donald Trump? Everyday he wallows in another one of his pitiful blunders. Yet apparently, his loyal fan base doesn’t seem to care. When you ask a dreamy eyed Trumpkin ‘Why do you endorse The Donald?’, you’ll… Keep Reading

Donald Trump, a Rabbi and the Grand Wizard Walk into a Bar

In March, comedian Louis C.K. sent a letter to fans in which he referred to The Donald as Hitler. Melania Trump raced to her husband’s aid during an interview. She proudly announced to America that, “We know the truth. He is not Hitler.” Such a flimsy assurance might have convinced the most loyal Trumpkins, but I still want more proof that Donald Trump is not Hitler incarnate. The more these suspicions kept reeling through my… Keep Reading

Donald Should have Left His Trophy Wife on the Shelf

Roll over Dolley Madison, if The Donald wins it, I’d say we’d have a new all time hottest first lady! She may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but she sure is super hot. On another channel or another program, I could not find fault with her. The woman is beautiful. Except, I wasn’t watching Skinemax but rather, the Republican convention.¬†As a result, I was quite critical and I found several flaws.  … Keep Reading

Coverage of Trump is Eerily Similar to that of Romney

I surf the internet a lot for interesting political stories. Sometimes I read these headlines that Trump is destroying Hillary with Hispanics or with African Americans, and before I shake my head in disbelief I check out who conducted the poll. Usually, the culprits are conservative leaning polls. Like this one, from dailycaller, a conservative news source: I know a ‘conservative leaning poll’ sounds like the mother of all hyperboles – an oxymoron of collossal… Keep Reading

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