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Ivanka’s Sweat Shops in Indonesia are Jumping, Trump’s Resorts are Filled With Immigrants, America Announced 15,000 Additional Visas, Oh Yeah it is Trump’s Made in America Week

Although he wears a ‘Made in Russia’ tattoo on his ass, Trump has decided to label this week ‘Made in America’. Its about time. He gained the presidency by promising to bring back jobs to our country. That message sure worked like a charm. Even coal miners believed him, when Trump promised to get those abandoned coal mines busy again. Of course, this would imply our entire manufacturing industry would return to coal, which is… Keep Reading

Although Telemedicine Saves Countless Trump Supporters, Trumpcare Will End it, and Those Trumpkins Will Keep on Supporting Him

Telemedicine is an amazing technology that connects sick and poor children in rural areas with cutting edge big-city doctors. Hook up a camera to a laptop, and suddenly a brilliant doctor on the other side of the country could examine a child who would have otherwise gone unchecked. Telemedicine is one of those things that everyone agrees is good. Republicans love it. Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price has even called it an “exciting… Keep Reading

What Happens When Our President is not Smarter than a Fifth Grader?

Are you smarter than our president? Yesterday, our president petrified the world with one tweet. He notified his 33 million Twitter followers, that Amazon doesn’t pay “internet taxes.” Jiggah wha? Hate to be the one to tell you America, but our president is not the sharpest knife in the shelf. Judging by his tweets, you can go to sleep tonight confident that you are actually smarter than our president, the most powerful man in the… Keep Reading

Republicans are Finding out that it isn’t Possible to Make a More Conservative Version of the Affordable Care Act

The Affordable Care Act, Obamacare, is as conservative a legislation as you could get. Although that is the healthcare bill’s greatest problem, it is also the bill’s greatest strength. It can’t and it won’t be replaced. Republicans are trying to replace it. But with what? Anything more conservative than Obamacare is cruel. The only thing Republicans could come up with isn’t even healthcare. Trumpcare is a tax plan, that takes Medicare from senior citizens and… Keep Reading

70% of Trump Real Estate has Sold to LLCs in the Past Year, According to USA Today,

LLCs are buying up Trump properties like hotcakes. Why? During the campaign, Trump brushed aside all concerns about conflicts of interests. Never before have we had a president with such a far reaching empire of hotels and properties. In fact, his empire is so enormous, that it is impossible to determine every private company that he may have some financial linkage to. In regards to his properties, during the campaign, his opponents remarked how easy… Keep Reading

Trump’s Tax Plan is a Mirror Image of Brownback Plan that Destroyed Kansas

About a year ago, I wrote an article about Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback’s experiment. Brownback speculated that massive tax cuts would lead to unrivaled job growth as well as boosting government revenue. This was such a big republican experiment! After all, tax cuts are the only thing Republicans care about. Just look at President Trump’s proposed budget and healthcare. Both of them are just a massacred collection of slashed benefits and programs. Everything from healthcare for… Keep Reading

Trump’s Infrastructure Plan is More Smoke and Mirrors, He Must Think we are Pretty Stupid

Trump kicked off infrastructure week in quite an auspicious manner. The opulent ceremony took place in the East Room. Elegant politicians were squashed in the room like sardines. All of them shaking hands and nodding heads. A military band played in the background. To top it off, Trump sat mounted on his throne, signing seemingly important documents. If you could get a recording of this stately event, and then, let’s say you are able to… Keep Reading

Trump’s Budget Will Starve the Very Supporters who Stood Outside His Rallies for Hours in the Rain

Trump’s budget will make most of his supporters regret their presidential decision. Trump is in the White House today because he told his supporters what they wanted to hear. The majority of these supporters are from regions in the country with immense unemployment. Lack of education, drug abuse, starvation, and scarcity of jobs are prevalent in these areas. Everywhere from the rural Southeast to abandoned factory towns to Indian reservations, Donald Trump was perceived as… Keep Reading

Where in the World is Rex Tillerson?

Rex Tillerson is a lot of things however, he is not a politician. Trump’s nomination for Secretary of State said at first, that he didn’t want the job. He conducts his appointed position in secrecy. He was the first Secretary of State to make a foreign trip without any reporters. Tillerson spends more time dodging reporters than meeting State department employees. “What I’m told is that there’s this long tradition that the Secretary spends time… Keep Reading

Republicans Deliver Another Smashing Victory for Business Owners, While Douching Everyone Else

Trump built his campaign around the middle class. He promised them the moon. However, all they got were lumps of coal in their stockings. Judging by the most recent republican legislation, life is about to get much tougher for the same working class that supported Trump. Republicans just passed a measure that will certainly anger every member of the working class. Two days ago, republicans passed a measure that will allow employers to give workers… Keep Reading

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