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Senate Intelligence Investigation Looking into Collusion Between Russia and Far Right Websites

The investigation into Trump-Russia meddling has turned towards Trump supporters and far right websites. Already, it has been determined that 1,000 “paid internet trolls working out of a facility in Russia”, wrote the avalanche of pro-Trump fake news stories that flooded our media. Mark Warner, a Democrat on the Senate intelligence committee, raises the question whether or not Republican political operatives and far right groups were directing Russia on these fake news stories. A person… Keep Reading

National Enquirer has Always Protected Republican Party from Scandal

In 2001, I worked as an intern for the National Enquirer. It was a real cool job. I had my own weekly column. Although they never approved my story suggestion to interview Jenna Jameson. Bummer. David Pecker, the CEO of American Media, the company that owns such tabloids like The Star, The National Enquirer, and OK, has been Donald Trump’s BFF for decades. And what an interesting relationship it is. The owner of the top… Keep Reading

Melania Now Says Cyberbullying is Okay, as Long as you are the one Being Bullied

Of all the delicious ironies in this Trump presidency, maybe the greatest one is that our president engages in cyberbullying. Meanwhile, First Lady Melania is conducting a campaign against cyberbullying. Melania was fighting all cyberbullies who tweet “nasty” things to innocent women. During the election, she appealed to suburban women hesitant of supporting the crude and vulgar Donald Trump. How could he be so bad, married to someone as caring as Melania? I reckon that… Keep Reading

Putin Will Interfere in Next Elections, but Whose Side will the “Fake News” be on?

No longer can people speculate that Russia interfered with our elections. Even President Trump is jumping on that bandwagon and blaming former President Obama for turning the other cheek. ***Alert to all worshiping Trumpkins: The Donald has finally admitted that Russia did hack our democracy. All seventeen government investigations concluded that Russia did, in fact, inject fake news into our media in an attempt of persuading voter sentiment. Many Americans are petrified that Russia will… Keep Reading

Trump’s Budget Reduces Funding For Housing Programs for the Poor, Excluding a Subsidy Paid to Certain Landlords, Like Himself

Starrett City is the nation’s largest subsidized housing complex. It sits close to New York’s JFK Airport. The complex reels in a lot of money. Trump has called Starrett City “one of the best investments I ever made.” Except, it was actually Trump’s pop who made the investment, according to a representative of Starrett City. The Donald’s investments, like Trump University, didn’t do quite as well. In Trump’s budget, he viciously slashes federal housing subsidies for… Keep Reading

Analysts Question if Jared Super Gay Voice was What Caused Palestine-Israeli Peace Negotiations to Crumble

Jared Kushner must be blaming the sound of his voice, on his failure to draw a peace agreement between Israel and Palestine. There are lots of things that gay voices won’t be able to accomplish. Two guys get into a fight at a bar. Don’t expect the gayest voice to scream some sense into them. Sorry. The president has given Jared Kushner more power and responsibility than any US citizen has ever wielded. Jared Kushner… Keep Reading

The Oedipus Trump Syndrome – Psychoanalyst Suggest Trump Supporters are Like Children Defending their Abusive Daddy

Daddy issues are prevalent in many Trumpkins. However, during the election, while Trump fever was spreading across the country, the passionate adoration for Donald Trump could never quite be explained. Some of them said, “He thinks like me.” Others replied, in steaming gusto, “He is so rich, he won’t be corrupt.” “We need someone who is strong.” Are those the traits you are concerned with when picking a president? No way! I think there were… Keep Reading

Republican Supreme Court set to Hear Wisconsin Gerrymandering Case

The other day, while the orange buffoon was distracting us, many of us might have missed news that the Supreme Court agreed to hear a case concerning congressional and legislative maps. Keep following this story, cause it could have long lasting consequences for our country. As a result of Republican’s refusal to nominate Obama’s choice for a Supreme Court judge, we now have a Republican majority on the Supreme Court. Potentially, the ruling of this… Keep Reading

If you were One of the Voters who Erroneously Reasoned that Trump was the ‘Lesser of Two Evils’, Thanks for Destroying our Country

Millions of Americans voted for Trump because they thought he was the ‘lesser of two evils’ compared to Hillary. Even today, many Americans still believe that. A very legitimate measure of intelligence is how easy it is to be tricked. I could sell a baby a candy bar for twenty bucks, but it’d be much harder to rip off a fifty-year-old genius with the same scam. However, you can’t be the sharpest tool in the… Keep Reading

When the Going Gets Tough with FBI Investigations, Trump’s Best Strategy is to Drag in Hillary

FBI investigations into Trump have begun. Trump has had a tough week. With poll numbers historically low for this soon into a term, everyday another group of voters realize that they had been duped by Trump. With each hour that transpires since his election, more anger swells at the president. Shit really hit the fan, when the FBI finally announced that they were investigating him on obstruction charges. WOW! Of all people, attention hungry Trump… Keep Reading

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