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Does it Make you Feel Safe Knowing Ivanka is Crafting Legislation in the White House?

Ivanka Trump just earned one of the most important positions in the US government. 90210 is now crafting policy that will affect you and your child for the rest of your lives. Here is a question for all business owners. How awesome would it be if your dad became president? Even better – imagine your dad violated every ethics rule in our constitution and gave you an office right next to his!! Could anything in… Keep Reading

Kittenfeed.com is the Biggest Threat to Our Country, According to President Trump

Everyday the threats against Americans multiply. When we aren’t worrying about getting blown up by Isis, we need to worry about getting health insurance, or getting a job, or having enough money to live. Instead, our president has his eyes set on kittenfeed.com Imagine how concerned our president must be! After all, he is our leader. All of our concerns are his’. Right? Wrong. Despite the terrorism in England, or the risk of denying America… Keep Reading

What Came First, Donald Trump or Fake News – Here’s Why Republicans Love Fake News So Much

Most of the things Trump does, don’t look so presidential when reported in the media. Trump’s defensive strategy against these claims is to wedge his fat fingers in his ears, and just call the headlines ‘fake news’. Yes, it is a very juvenile strategy, but it is working perfectly! Whether it be making up wiretapping fantasies about a previous president, his pitiful golf games, his abysmal polling numbers, everyday it seems the newspaper is tearing… Keep Reading

Pat Boone Has Lived His Life Voting Republican, Stealing Black Songs and Wearing a Crew Cut

A few weeks ago, at the 25th Annual Movieguide Awards, music legend Pat Boone was asked by a reporter if he was concerned about the state of Hollywood today. Look ‘Pat Boone’ up in a dictionary and you’ll see the words ‘family values’. “Hollywood should be presenting the very best picture of America and who the average people want to be.” “We used to win awards with movies that show people in the best possible light,” the singer… Keep Reading

Trump Wants to End Liberal Arts Education

As you read this article, Trump’s administration is actively trying to make it more difficult for liberal art students to get a loan. Trump’s administration thinks that they know better than people who study philosophy or anthropology or psychology or arts. ‘Don’t waste your time,’ Donald Trump says. After all, liberal art graduates have the sixth highest unemployment rate of college graduates.According to this republican-know-it-all wisdom, women also are stupid and can’t decide for themselves… Keep Reading

Trump Begins Killing Beloved Programs Like PBS in Order to Save Friends and Family Members Cash

One of Trump’s many campaign promises was to kill Big Bird. Now that Representative Mick Mulvaney has been nominated and accepted as budget director, the Trump administration has about nine programs they are going to eliminate such as, the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, the Legal Services Corporation, AmeriCorps and the National Endowments for the Arts and the Humanities. These are all beloved programs. Also, these programs only cost our government a tiny fraction compared to what… Keep Reading

Entertainment/President Trump

Kid Rock Wants you to Buy his Concert Tickets, but he Doesn’t want to pay for your Kid’s Education, He Might be Headed to White House

Rocker-Rapper Kid Rock is being lured into the political arena by Michigan Republican and Tea Party activist Wes Nakagiri. According to the Pulse of Radio, Wes Nakagiri feels that Rock “has name I.D., is an out-of-the-box idea, and would kind of get rid of that stodgy Republican image.” Blabbermouth article Donald Trump’s showman identity has apparently given every conservative celebrity a glimmer of hope that one day, they could be President of the United States.… Keep Reading

Anti-Trump/Entertainment/Media

Our President Says that any Headline that Doesn’t Praise him is Fake, He also has a Bridge in China He’d Love to Sell you

President The Donald is the first president, and maybe the first public figure, to postulate that any bad headline about him should be considered “fake news”. I must confess that I used to share that mentality about myself….when I was twelve. Donald Trump, the President of the United States, the most important man in the world, is telling us, that if we see anything bad about him, dismiss it as a lie. This is what… Keep Reading

Green Party Takes a Hit with Brexit Vote

According to top environmentalists, as a result of Britain’s decision to leave the EU, many safeguards to protect Britain’s wildlife as well as to fight climate change, may be fed to the birds. A big proponent for Britain to remain in the EU was Friends of the Earth. Under a framework of countries working together, enormous environmental problems are easier to tackle. More than 70% of British environmental regulation was set by European legislation. Now… Keep Reading

Why is The Donald Really Running for President?

I think the question of the year is ‘Why is Donald Trump Running For President’. Most of his supporters will quickly answer, ‘To make America great again’. This will be the first reason as to why Trump is running that I will knock down. Clearly, it is the easiest one to refute. I don’t like that response because it is so ambiguous and it doesn’t make any sense. After broadcasting his platforms to kick Hispanics… Keep Reading

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