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What Happens When Our President is not Smarter than a Fifth Grader?

Are you smarter than our president? Yesterday, our president petrified the world with one tweet. He notified his 33 million Twitter followers, that Amazon doesn’t pay “internet taxes.” Jiggah wha? Hate to be the one to tell you America, but our president is not the sharpest knife in the shelf. Judging by his tweets, you can go to sleep tonight confident that you are actually smarter than our president, the most powerful man in the… Keep Reading

As we Step into Storm Season, Trump has yet to Elect Anyone to Head FEMA

Storm clouds are gathering, yet there are no leaders at FEMA. Florida went strongly for Trump, but Trump isn’t going very strong for Florida. The hurricane season just started last week. Despite the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration predicting an above average hurricane season, no one has been sworn in to head the Federal Emergency Management Agency. The responsibility of this position is to head the preparation for and then deal with the results of… Keep Reading

Trump Will Remain in the Paris Agreement, He is Just Putting on a Show for his Supporters

Trump will not leave the Paris Climate Accord. I have been wrong about a lot of things when it comes to Trump. A safe bet is that he will leave the accord. After all, just a few hours ago, Trump repeated his threat that he will “probably” leave the deal. Why he doesn’t just leave the accord, instead of making threats about doing that? I don’t know. I would bet my left pinky that Trump… Keep Reading

Trump to Nominate Quack Right-Wing Radio Host with no Experience in Agriculture Research to head Research Division of the Department of Agriculture

Agriculture research in the Department of Agriculture will be led by a notorious climate change denier. President Trump will nominate Sam Clovis for the position.¬†Propublica article You’d think Trump would be pissed with Clovis. During the campaign, Clovis was a key adviser to Trump. Clovis was the one to introduce Trump to Carter Page. Carter Page is being investigated for being a Russian spy. If you were running for president, and¬†hired someone to join your… Keep Reading

Head of EPA Changes Agency’s Site According to the Views of the Coal Industry, His Real Boss

Scott Pruitt, Trump’s pick to head the EPA, has built his career on attacking the EPA. The same agency that Scott Pruitt has been trying to dismantle his entire life, he now controls. The changes just made to the EPA’s website only verify his wishes to invalidate the agency he now heads. The deputy chief chosen to lead the EPA is coal lobbyist Andrew Wheeler. Andrew Wheeler has made a fortune as a registered lobbyist… Keep Reading

Republican Representative Matt Gaetz from Conservative Florida Panhandle has A lot of Secrets in his Closet – Part 1

My two articles today will both be about the Republican freshman Rep. Matt Gaetz, from Florida. My editor told me to write an article about how republicans want to destroy the EPA. As terrifying as that statement is, my research led me to the door step of Matt Gaetz, a republican representative that few Americans know. The only thing awesome about this guy is how he typifies every single Republican. His district is one of… Keep Reading

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