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Ivanka’s Sweat Shops in Indonesia are Jumping, Trump’s Resorts are Filled With Immigrants, America Announced 15,000 Additional Visas, Oh Yeah it is Trump’s Made in America Week

Although he wears a ‘Made in Russia’ tattoo on his ass, Trump has decided to label this week ‘Made in America’. Its about time. He gained the presidency by promising to bring back jobs to our country. That message sure worked like a charm. Even coal miners believed him, when Trump promised to get those abandoned coal mines busy again. Of course, this would imply our entire manufacturing industry would return to coal, which is… Keep Reading

Who is Your Least Favorite Trump? I’m Going With Ivanka

Ivanka Trump’s involvement in the Group of 20 Summit was quite strange. There she was, sitting right among Chinese President Xi Jinping, British Prime Minister Theresa May, Turkey’s Recep Tayyip Erdogan and German Chancellor Angela Merkel. Despite having absolutely no qualifications, other than the blood of monarch Trump coursing through her veins, she sat next to the most important people in the world. I obviously have a great love and appreciation of jewelry, thanks to my… Keep Reading

Does Ivanka Trump Liberate Women or Imprison them?

Ivanka Trump’s new book, “Women Who Work”, attempts to be an empowering vehicle for female liberation. While she wrote it, she must have envisioned the book as being some sort of woman emancipation bible. The pages of the book are pink, a rather elementary reminder that the book is intended for women. The book is stuffed with all these inspirational quotes from women. Although, there are no quotes from Hillary Clinton, arguably one of the… Keep Reading

Does it Make you Feel Safe Knowing Ivanka is Crafting Legislation in the White House?

Ivanka Trump just earned one of the most important positions in the US government. 90210 is now crafting policy that will affect you and your child for the rest of your lives. Here is a question for all business owners. How awesome would it be if your dad became president? Even better – imagine your dad violated every ethics rule in our constitution and gave you an office right next to his!! Could anything in… Keep Reading

Let’s Persecute Trump’s Family Including Melania the Porn Actress, Ivanka the Ugly Duckling, Jared the Russian Spy and Eric the Dimwit as Viciously as they did Obama and Bill’s Family

During every democratic president of my lifetime, republicans always attack the president’s family. Now that Donald Trump is in office, a very painful reality is beginning to settle in. The irony in this republican rabid rage is how cool they are with Trump and his family doing the exact same things they smeared the democratic president’s family for doing. Trump is actually much worse than any of their delirious accusations. Trump is violating several clauses… Keep Reading

Donald Trump/Ivanka Trump

UPDATE : One Person Got to Give Ivanka a Piece of his Mind on a Flight, Turns Out it Was All Planned

UPDATE: It turns out that the altercation with Ivanka and her kids aboard a Jet Blue flight was planned. The above tweet clearly proves, Ivanka was spotted and chased by Dan Goldstein. Aboard the flight, Dan began to berate Ivanka and her children. ______________________________________________ According to a FoxNews article, Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka and her three children were traveling in coach on a JetBlue flight when a man began screaming at them. FOX is my source, so… Keep Reading

Ivanka Wants You to Pay Almost $80,000 to Go on a Date With her

Ever dream of sipping on a cup of tea and nibbling on some crumpets with Ivanka Trump…at Trump Towers!? Could you name three things in the whole wide world you would prefer to do more? For about $70,000, this dream could come true. That was a few days ago. As soon as The New York Times found out about this disgusting sale of presidential access, they made a call. Ten minutes later, Eric Trump, shut… Keep Reading

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