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Jarod Kushner Found Trump’s China Adviser by Doing an Amazon Search

Jarod Kushner was tasked with finding Papa Trump a China adviser, according to a Vanity Fair article. After all, China is a pretty big deal. Given this super important errand, Jared froze. He didn’t know anything about China. Probably even less than dear old Papa. Jared assumed that anyone who knew enough about China to write a book about it would be an okay adviser. Hence, Jared began checking out some of the book titles… Keep Reading

Let’s Persecute Trump’s Family Including Melania the Porn Actress, Ivanka the Ugly Duckling, Jared the Russian Spy and Eric the Dimwit as Viciously as they did Obama and Bill’s Family

During every democratic president of my lifetime, republicans always attack the president’s family. Now that Donald Trump is in office, a very painful reality is beginning to settle in. The irony in this republican rabid rage is how cool they are with Trump and his family doing the exact same things they smeared the democratic president’s family for doing. Trump is actually much worse than any of their delirious accusations. Trump is violating several clauses… Keep Reading

Why do you Think Trump In-Law’s are Buying the Marlins for More than Twice What it is Valued at?

Jeff Loria, the owner of the Florida Marlins apparently succeeded where no one thought he could. He found a buyer for his team. Plus, it is at an overwhelmingly inflated price. This is from the Bleacher Report, Miami Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria and an unnamed New York City real estate developer reportedly have a “handshake agreement” concerning the potential sale of the Major League Baseball organization for $1.6 billion. The real kicker is that the… Keep Reading

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