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Watch How Trump Effectively Destroys the Republican, Causing Limbaugh and Hannity to Demonize the Party

Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity, arguably the greatest defenders of the rotten Republican, have suddenly begun to reject the party. However, their disgust with the republican party is compelled through their devotion to the Republican president. In other words, an enemy of my friend is also my enemy. If you are a political analyst, like Hannity and Limbaugh, you gotta pick a side. Hannity and Limbaugh have always adamantly supported Donald Trump. Without a doubt,… Keep Reading

Trump’s Hatred for CNN is Really the Only Fake News Story out There

CNN has been our president’s biggest enemy. Every other day, he complains about all of the “fake news” the cable news channel distributes, though he never identifies which stories are “fake”. Just past your window, there is a tumultuous sea of Trumpkins, accepting the president’s words as gospel. These people watch Fox, a news channel that presents news stories through a conservative lens. The irony here is stupendous. Clearly, the appeal of Fox, is that… Keep Reading

Fox News Superstars Megyn and Greta’s Failure Proves that it Doesn’t Take Too Much to Please the Fox Viewers

Fox viewers are celebrating the atrocious ratings that Megyn Kelly and Greta Van Susteren have endured since leaving the mother ship. I’ll try to map out their reasoning, though Hercules tackled less strenuous assignments. I reckon it is exactly like that bitter heartbroken lover. As he watches her walk away, he wishes that she never finds anyone else. If he can’t have her, no one can. According to die-hard Fox viewers, Megyn and Greta had… Keep Reading

National Enquirer has Always Protected Republican Party from Scandal

In 2001, I worked as an intern for the National Enquirer. It was a real cool job. I had my own weekly column. Although they never approved my story suggestion to interview Jenna Jameson. Bummer. David Pecker, the CEO of American Media, the company that owns such tabloids like The Star, The National Enquirer, and OK, has been Donald Trump’s BFF for decades. And what an interesting relationship it is. The owner of the top… Keep Reading

Sean Hannity is the Latest Conservative Casualty that Trump Has Vanquished

Sean Hannity has had a hell’uva career. Now, it looks as if his future is questionable at Fox news. To be fair, Fox insists he still has his show. However, advertisers continue to bail on him after his bizarre Seth Rich conspiracies. Seth Rich was a DNC staffer that was mysteriously murdered last summer. You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to see how such a killing would be a wet dream for Fox… Keep Reading

If Only Democrats Could Slay the Republican Dragon as Splendidly as the Donald Does

Once upon a time, the Republican dragon was a formidable beast, that ruled an entire country. Anytime a brave young knight tried to conquer it, the dragon always prevailed. Eventually, a queer orange joker, who was actually a member of the dragon’s army, slayed the dragon from within it’s gnarled and rotten gates. Only after that Republican dragon had been killed, did the rest of the country live happily ever after. Don’t read that fairy tale… Keep Reading

Trick #86 to Spot When Trump is Lying, Like How He Just Made up the Comey “Recording” to Satisfy his Supporters

Sorry Trumpkins, our president has no secret recording of Comey. Last week, Trump’s firing of James Comey unleashed a shit storm that has been pulverizing the White House ever since. Essentially, Trump fired the head of the department investigating him on treasonous charges. Harvard law professor Alan Dershowitz said, “This is the most serious charge ever made against a sitting president.” Fox article Sorry Trumpkins, it is getting very difficult to defend him. The press… Keep Reading

How do you Like The Donald Now?

If you voted for The Donald and you are not regretting that decision yet, I’m certain you will shortly. After a little more than 100 days, The Donald has engaged in more treasonous activity than any president in American history. According to yesterday’s breaking news, he gave the Russians “code word” intel. ‘Code word’ classifies the most secret of information. Republicans are ecstatic with Trump, because he is accomplishing all of their dreams. He has… Keep Reading

President Trump Provides Unfettered Access to Russian Media While Denying Similar Privileges to American Media

Yesterday, President Trump met with top Russian officials in the Oval Office. Considering that this meeting was the first between Trump and a high Russian diplomat, it was a big deal. Press from America and Russia began filing into the room. A first in American history occurred when Trump White House officials only allowed Russia media to broadcast the event. American Press was entirely excluded from the event. Russia was ecstatic. They finally were given… Keep Reading

Bernie Supporters Were Tricked With Fake News

Oliver Mitov wrote thousands of fake news stories about Clinton. Oliver Mitov could have been one person or a few. All that we know about him is that he wrote a lot of news stories disparaging Hillary Clinton and posted them to Bernie facebook pages. We also know that he sent his stories from Albania. Whoever Oliver Mitov was, his mission from the Kremlin was to get Bernie supporters to vote against Hillary in the election.… Keep Reading

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