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Mickey Mouse Hangs his Head in Shame as Trump Defiles the Hall of Presidents

When Trump became our president, I was worried about so many things, it was difficult to just focus on one. Wars, the stock market, terrorism, were just a sample of the concerns gyrating through my head. This jungle of misgivings has only become more intimidating since. It seems every day, another grave concern stems from the Trump presidency. Within this long and strange trip, it is so easy to forget some troubles that would have… Keep Reading

Trump Admits he Lied about Comey Tweet However, Trump says he Doesn’t Regret it, the lie Sure did Help him

As usual, Trump makes a lie and it helps him. A lie would end most politician’s careers. But a Trump lie is articulated so perfectly, it actually helps him. Remember 41 days ago, when Trump tweeted this? I hate to say ‘I told you so’, but I knew right away that this was just another Trump fib. I had written several articles, PoliticalHaze article, about this perplexing Trump tweet. It was so obvious to me, that… Keep Reading

Republicans are Ditching Donald Trump Like a Peg Legged Trollop

Ditching Donald Trump is the only way a Republican can survive. Take Martha McSally, a House Republican from Arizona, for example. She is starting to regret her unfettered loyalty to our president. She climbed aboard the Trump Train when it was the thing to do for republicans. For a couple of weeks, it seemed every Republican had a case of Trumpitis. You can’t blame them. Trump just won the election. A stale smog of conservative… Keep Reading

Sean Hannity is the Latest Conservative Casualty that Trump Has Vanquished

Sean Hannity has had a hell’uva career. Now, it looks as if his future is questionable at Fox news. To be fair, Fox insists he still has his show. However, advertisers continue to bail on him after his bizarre Seth Rich conspiracies. Seth Rich was a DNC staffer that was mysteriously murdered last summer. You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to see how such a killing would be a wet dream for Fox… Keep Reading

If Only Democrats Could Slay the Republican Dragon as Splendidly as the Donald Does

Once upon a time, the Republican dragon was a formidable beast, that ruled an entire country. Anytime a brave young knight tried to conquer it, the dragon always prevailed. Eventually, a queer orange joker, who was actually a member of the dragon’s army, slayed the dragon from within it’s gnarled and rotten gates. Only after that Republican dragon had been killed, did the rest of the country live happily ever after. Don’t read that fairy tale… Keep Reading

Trick #86 to Spot When Trump is Lying, Like How He Just Made up the Comey “Recording” to Satisfy his Supporters

Sorry Trumpkins, our president has no secret recording of Comey. Last week, Trump’s firing of James Comey unleashed a shit storm that has been pulverizing the White House ever since. Essentially, Trump fired the head of the department investigating him on treasonous charges. Harvard law professor Alan Dershowitz said, “This is the most serious charge ever made against a sitting president.” Fox article Sorry Trumpkins, it is getting very difficult to defend him. The press… Keep Reading

How do you Like The Donald Now?

If you voted for The Donald and you are not regretting that decision yet, I’m certain you will shortly. After a little more than 100 days, The Donald has engaged in more treasonous activity than any president in American history. According to yesterday’s breaking news, he gave the Russians “code word” intel. ‘Code word’ classifies the most secret of information. Republicans are ecstatic with Trump, because he is accomplishing all of their dreams. He has… Keep Reading

President Trump Provides Unfettered Access to Russian Media While Denying Similar Privileges to American Media

Yesterday, President Trump met with top Russian officials in the Oval Office. Considering that this meeting was the first between Trump and a high Russian diplomat, it was a big deal. Press from America and Russia began filing into the room. A first in American history occurred when Trump White House officials only allowed Russia media to broadcast the event. American Press was entirely excluded from the event. Russia was ecstatic. They finally were given… Keep Reading

Jared Kushner, Trump’s Son-in-law, Offers Immigration Status to Wealth Chinese that Invest in his Company

Yesterday, Jared Kushner held a low-key presentation in the back of a Ritz Carlton ballroom. In the audience, were some of Chinese wealthiest. Shockingly, right before Jared Kushner began speaking, the press was forced out of the room. Despite the press being removed, the topic of the presentation was known. Jared Kushner was offering Chinese citizens the chance to become US citizens, as long as they invested a lot of money into his company. However,… Keep Reading

Does Ivanka Trump Liberate Women or Imprison them?

Ivanka Trump’s new book, “Women Who Work”, attempts to be an empowering vehicle for female liberation. While she wrote it, she must have envisioned the book as being some sort of woman emancipation bible. The pages of the book are pink, a rather elementary reminder that the book is intended for women. The book is stuffed with all these inspirational quotes from women. Although, there are no quotes from Hillary Clinton, arguably one of the… Keep Reading

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