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Why the Trump Presidency is the Worst Thing That Could Happen to Trump

Trump did not think he would win the presidency. In fact, his victory is turning out to be the worst thing that could have happened to him. Victory, was not his plan. A defeat would have been a lot more profitable. Plus, had Trump been defeated, the FBI wouldn’t be investigating him nor would him or his family members be on the precipice of a fat prison sentence. I reckon winning the presidency has may… Keep Reading

Trump’s Greatest Weapon is the Manufactured Hatred Against Hillary

When going gets tough for Trump, why will Trump always start screaming about Hillary? As soon as an accusation catapults into Trump, as sure as the sun will rise, he will remind America that Hillary must have something to do with it. After Trump Jr. has admitted to meeting with Russian agents with the intent of attaining damaging intel on Hillary, Trump can no longer insist that collision did not exist. Any republican that still… Keep Reading

Trump’s Hatred for CNN is Really the Only Fake News Story out There

CNN has been our president’s biggest enemy. Every other day, he complains about all of the “fake news” the cable news channel distributes, though he never identifies which stories are “fake”. Just past your window, there is a tumultuous sea of Trumpkins, accepting the president’s words as gospel. These people watch Fox, a news channel that presents news stories through a conservative lens. The irony here is stupendous. Clearly, the appeal of Fox, is that… Keep Reading

Fox News Superstars Megyn and Greta’s Failure Proves that it Doesn’t Take Too Much to Please the Fox Viewers

Fox viewers are celebrating the atrocious ratings that Megyn Kelly and Greta Van Susteren have endured since leaving the mother ship. I’ll try to map out their reasoning, though Hercules tackled less strenuous assignments. I reckon it is exactly like that bitter heartbroken lover. As he watches her walk away, he wishes that she never finds anyone else. If he can’t have her, no one can. According to die-hard Fox viewers, Megyn and Greta had… Keep Reading

Senate Intelligence Investigation Looking into Collusion Between Russia and Far Right Websites

The investigation into Trump-Russia meddling has turned towards Trump supporters and far right websites. Already, it has been determined that 1,000 “paid internet trolls working out of a facility in Russia”, wrote the avalanche of pro-Trump fake news stories that flooded our media. Mark Warner, a Democrat on the Senate intelligence committee, raises the question whether or not Republican political operatives and far right groups were directing Russia on these fake news stories. A person… Keep Reading

National Enquirer has Always Protected Republican Party from Scandal

In 2001, I worked as an intern for the National Enquirer. It was a real cool job. I had my own weekly column. Although they never approved my story suggestion to interview Jenna Jameson. Bummer. David Pecker, the CEO of American Media, the company that owns such tabloids like The Star, The National Enquirer, and OK, has been Donald Trump’s BFF for decades. And what an interesting relationship it is. The owner of the top… Keep Reading

Putin Will Interfere in Next Elections, but Whose Side will the “Fake News” be on?

No longer can people speculate that Russia interfered with our elections. Even President Trump is jumping on that bandwagon and blaming former President Obama for turning the other cheek. ***Alert to all worshiping Trumpkins: The Donald has finally admitted that Russia did hack our democracy. All seventeen government investigations concluded that Russia did, in fact, inject fake news into our media in an attempt of persuading voter sentiment. Many Americans are petrified that Russia will… Keep Reading

Mickey Mouse Hangs his Head in Shame as Trump Defiles the Hall of Presidents

When Trump became our president, I was worried about so many things, it was difficult to just focus on one. Wars, the stock market, terrorism, were just a sample of the concerns gyrating through my head. This jungle of misgivings has only become more intimidating since. It seems every day, another grave concern stems from the Trump presidency. Within this long and strange trip, it is so easy to forget some troubles that would have… Keep Reading

Trump Admits he Lied about Comey Tweet However, Trump says he Doesn’t Regret it, the lie Sure did Help him

As usual, Trump makes a lie and it helps him. A lie would end most politician’s careers. But a Trump lie is articulated so perfectly, it actually helps him. Remember 41 days ago, when Trump tweeted this? I hate to say ‘I told you so’, but I knew right away that this was just another Trump fib. I had written several articles, PoliticalHaze article,¬†about this perplexing Trump tweet. It was so obvious to me, that… Keep Reading

Republicans are Ditching Donald Trump Like a Peg Legged Trollop

Ditching Donald Trump is the only way a Republican can survive. Take Martha McSally, a House Republican from Arizona, for example. She is starting to regret her unfettered loyalty to our president. She climbed aboard the Trump Train when it was the thing to do for republicans. For a couple of weeks, it seemed every Republican had a case of Trumpitis. You can’t blame them. Trump just won the election. A stale smog of conservative… Keep Reading

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