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Pat Boone Has Lived His Life Voting Republican, Stealing Black Songs and Wearing a Crew Cut

A few weeks ago, at the 25th Annual Movieguide Awards, music legend Pat Boone was asked by a reporter if he was concerned about the state of Hollywood today. Look ‘Pat Boone’ up in a dictionary and you’ll see the words ‘family values’. “Hollywood should be presenting the very best picture of America and who the average people want to be.” “We used to win awards with movies that show people in the best possible light,” the singer… Keep Reading

Trump Wants to End Liberal Arts Education

As you read this article, Trump’s administration is actively trying to make it more difficult for liberal art students to get a loan. Trump’s administration thinks that they know better than people who study philosophy or anthropology or psychology or arts. ‘Don’t waste your time,’ Donald Trump says. After all, liberal art graduates have the sixth highest unemployment rate of college graduates.According to this republican-know-it-all wisdom, women also are stupid and can’t decide for themselves… Keep Reading

Donald Trump/Media/Protesting

Dont Stop When Your Dead – How to Dump on Trump From the Great Beyond

Just because you are dead does not mean that you have to stop agonizing The Donald. Several deceased have landed their most damaging punches on our president, only after they crossed that lazy river. Liz Smith, for example, was an 87 year old grandmother from Nowalk, Connecticut. She had five grand kids, and lived her life smothered in love. She liked traveling and she was also a member of Girl Guides. In addition, she managed… Keep Reading

Donald Trump/Media

Some Day Soon, it may be a Crime to Label Something ‘Fake News’ – Then How Would a Republican Respond to a Damaging Story?

Every time a republican reads a headline that they don’t like, they can dismiss it by stamping it with a ‘FAKE NEWS’ classification. Isn’t that really convenient? The intellectual capacity has remained stagnant since the middle school playground, when they would shout, ‘I know you are but what am I?’ It is embarrassing to think that so many of my fellow citizens actually shun an article whenever they find out that those two terrifying words… Keep Reading

Donald Trump/Family Values/Media

Republican Number one Role Model, Milo Yiannopoulos, Turns Out to be a Pedophile

Milo Yiannopoulos is the republican’s latest social weapon. He is a British writer based in the US. He is young, outspoken and flamboyantly gay. Republicans like to prance him around and show to the world that every republican is not Mitch McConnell. Don’t be fooled by his appearance though. Besides his age, there really isn’t much difference between him and the rest of that pack of republican wolves. Another striking similarity between him and other… Keep Reading

Trump Begins Killing Beloved Programs Like PBS in Order to Save Friends and Family Members Cash

One of Trump’s many campaign promises was to kill Big Bird. Now that Representative Mick Mulvaney has been nominated and accepted as budget director, the Trump administration has about nine programs they are going to eliminate such as, the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, the Legal Services Corporation, AmeriCorps and the National Endowments for the Arts and the Humanities. These are all beloved programs. Also, these programs only cost our government a tiny fraction compared to what… Keep Reading

Fox news/Media/President Trump

We are at War with the Press: If you Have Nothing Good to Say, Don’t Say Anything At All

There is a new army gathering at our shores. According to our president, this entity is the true “enemy of the American people.” Not terrorists, not pollution, not technological warfare, but our president tell us to fear the press. According to a Fox News Poll, it is working. More Americans trust Donald Trump than the news media. Let us examine that statement. I feel it says a lot more about the intelligence of Americans than it… Keep Reading

Election/Media/President Trump

Our President is Right, there was Voter Fraud, Except it was all Committed by Republicans

Trump’s claims of voter fraud are very indicative of the many neurosis’ swimming around that gigantic orange cranium of his. The morning after Trump’s sensational election victory, he shocked America by calling his win the YUGEST since the dawn of time. That comment apparently came out of Trump’s other head, the tiny one, because it was entirely false. It was uttered beneath that same juvenile instinct that might scream, ‘Nuh uh, I called it first’,… Keep Reading

Everything about Donald is Small, Especially his Rally Crowds, They Keep Getting Smaller

During the election, Trump could not stop talking about how YUGE his crowds were. But then the moment he won the election, those crowds began to dissipate. They got like microscopic. The world was shocked to see the tiny little inauguration day crowds. Yes, it was in democratic Washington DC, but those loyal Trumpkins could have made the trip to relish their savior’s victory. But they didn’t. Some analysts have called Trump’s inauguration parades the… Keep Reading

Why do you Think Trump In-Law’s are Buying the Marlins for More than Twice What it is Valued at?

Jeff Loria, the owner of the Florida Marlins apparently succeeded where no one thought he could. He found a buyer for his team. Plus, it is at an overwhelmingly inflated price. This is from the Bleacher Report, Miami Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria and an unnamed New York City real estate developer reportedly have a “handshake agreement” concerning the potential sale of the Major League Baseball organization for $1.6 billion. The real kicker is that the… Keep Reading

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