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The Oedipus Trump Syndrome – Psychoanalyst Suggest Trump Supporters are Like Children Defending their Abusive Daddy

Daddy issues are prevalent in many Trumpkins. However, during the election, while Trump fever was spreading across the country, the passionate adoration for Donald Trump could never quite be explained. Some of them said, “He thinks like me.” Others replied, in steaming gusto, “He is so rich, he won’t be corrupt.” “We need someone who is strong.” Are those the traits you are concerned with when picking a president? No way! I think there were… Keep Reading

Trump Has to Regret Opening his Fat Orange Lips About his Secret Comey Tapes

Do the Comey tapes really exist? Unlikely. I doubt Trump expected the backlash that erupted as a result of his threats that he secretly recorded a conversation with former FBI Director James Comey. A super secret conversation took place in the Oval Office between Donald Trump and James Comey. One of these men was conducting an FBI investigation into the other. After this meeting, Comey gets fired. Considering that it is completely unheard of, to… Keep Reading

Republicans are Ditching Donald Trump Like a Peg Legged Trollop

Ditching Donald Trump is the only way a Republican can survive. Take Martha McSally, a House Republican from Arizona, for example. She is starting to regret her unfettered loyalty to our president. She climbed aboard the Trump Train when it was the thing to do for republicans. For a couple of weeks, it seemed every Republican had a case of Trumpitis. You can’t blame them. Trump just won the election. A stale smog of conservative… Keep Reading

Trump’s Presidency is Turning out to be the Best Thing to Happen for Democrats and the Worst Thing to Happen to The Donald

At first, Trump’s presidency seems like the worst thing that could happen. Most Democrats were crying hysterically the day after elections. But Trump won. Having to stare at his fat orange face every waking minute now, might be excruciating for some. However, Trump’s presidency is turning into a very pleasant surprise for Democrats. We all knew he wasn’t going to be a good president. Just read my pre-election articles to divulge my opinion on that one.… Keep Reading

The Number of Republican Politicians Molesting Little Children is Soaring in Recent Months

The number of Republican politicians molesting little children has soared in recent months. As painful as that sentence is too read, I assure you, it is much more painful to write. To imagine a political figure that garners such respect and civil responsibility, would abuse his trust and molest a little child could hardly be described in words. Blaming Trump has become an easy solution to democratic grievances. This easy scapegoat is also usually correct. If… Keep Reading

Sheriff David Clarke is Bringing Back Blackface

David Alexander Clarke Jr. is the Sheriff of Milwaukee County, Wisconsin. Call him whatever you want, but he is one politically shrewd dude. For starters, he is sheriff in a heavily democratic county. He is currently serving his fourth full term. However, many of his political ideologies are conservative. He is a frequent guest on Fox news. Even more admirable, he was a speaker at the 2016 Republican Nation Convention. If you are black and… Keep Reading

Republicans Made Millions in Investments as a Result of Passing Trump’s Catastrophic Healthcare Bill – Yeah, They are Really on Your Side! LOL!!!

According to TheDailyBeast article, forty republicans who voted for the American Health Care Act earned a sweet $2 million off of their investments in healthcare companies as a result of passage of the legislation. At least, we now have some insight into their decisions. After all, what would provoke our elected officials to vote for a health bill that, according to the CBO, would cost 23 million Americans healthcare!!!??? Why would they vote to worsen… Keep Reading

Let’s Face it Democrats, Trump’s Victory is the Final Nail in the Republican Coffin

When Trump won, the republican coffin was finally lowered into the ground. This death was certainly not instantaneous, like getting shot or hit by a bus. This death was more drawn out. The republican party was that patient laying in a hospital bed surrounded by all these ventilators. The loyal team of doctors at the bedside, are not as concerned with the patient’s quality of life as they are with keeping the patient alive. Machines… Keep Reading

Trump to Nominate Quack Right-Wing Radio Host with no Experience in Agriculture Research to head Research Division of the Department of Agriculture

Agriculture research in the Department of Agriculture will be led by a notorious climate change denier. President Trump will nominate Sam Clovis for the position. Propublica article You’d think Trump would be pissed with Clovis. During the campaign, Clovis was a key adviser to Trump. Clovis was the one to introduce Trump to Carter Page. Carter Page is being investigated for being a Russian spy. If you were running for president, and hired someone to join your… Keep Reading

President Trump Provides Unfettered Access to Russian Media While Denying Similar Privileges to American Media

Yesterday, President Trump met with top Russian officials in the Oval Office. Considering that this meeting was the first between Trump and a high Russian diplomat, it was a big deal. Press from America and Russia began filing into the room. A first in American history occurred when Trump White House officials only allowed Russia media to broadcast the event. American Press was entirely excluded from the event. Russia was ecstatic. They finally were given… Keep Reading

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