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Republican Supreme Court set to Hear Wisconsin Gerrymandering Case

The other day, while the orange buffoon was distracting us, many of us might have missed news that the Supreme Court agreed to hear a case concerning congressional and legislative maps. Keep following this story, cause it could have long lasting consequences for our country. As a result of Republican’s refusal to nominate Obama’s choice for a Supreme Court judge, we now have a Republican majority on the Supreme Court. Potentially, the ruling of this… Keep Reading

Republicans are Ditching Donald Trump Like a Peg Legged Trollop

Ditching Donald Trump is the only way a Republican can survive. Take Martha McSally, a House Republican from Arizona, for example. She is starting to regret her unfettered loyalty to our president. She climbed aboard the Trump Train when it was the thing to do for republicans. For a couple of weeks, it seemed every Republican had a case of Trumpitis. You can’t blame them. Trump just won the election. A stale smog of conservative… Keep Reading

Finally, Them Trumpkins are Realizing that They’ve Been Tricked, as the Destruction Begins to Unfold

Trump is about to go down in a big pile of self destruction. Donald Trump couldn’t even last half a year, before torching the White House. Those poor Trumpkins must be devastated. Trump was supposed to be the Great White Hope. Trump was supposed to get those coal mining jobs backs, get everyone healthcare, destroy ISIS, build a wall, lock up Hillary, suspend immigration….. Turns out it was all lies. Trump knew his grandiose lies… Keep Reading

The Number of Republican Politicians Molesting Little Children is Soaring in Recent Months

The number of Republican politicians molesting little children has soared in recent months. As painful as that sentence is too read, I assure you, it is much more painful to write. To imagine a political figure that garners such respect and civil responsibility, would abuse his trust and molest a little child could hardly be described in words. Blaming Trump has become an easy solution to democratic grievances. This easy scapegoat is also usually correct. If… Keep Reading

Sheriff David Clarke is Bringing Back Blackface

David Alexander Clarke Jr. is the Sheriff of Milwaukee County, Wisconsin. Call him whatever you want, but he is one politically shrewd dude. For starters, he is sheriff in a heavily democratic county. He is currently serving his fourth full term. However, many of his political ideologies are conservative. He is a frequent guest on Fox news. Even more admirable, he was a speaker at the 2016 Republican Nation Convention. If you are black and… Keep Reading

If Only Democrats Could Slay the Republican Dragon as Splendidly as the Donald Does

Once upon a time, the Republican dragon was a formidable beast, that ruled an entire country. Anytime a brave young knight tried to conquer it, the dragon always prevailed. Eventually, a queer orange joker, who was actually a member of the dragon’s army, slayed the dragon from within it’s gnarled and rotten gates. Only after that Republican dragon had been killed, did the rest of the country live happily ever after. Don’t read that fairy tale… Keep Reading

Tennessee Woman Charged with Driving Republican off the Road for Voting Against Obamacare

Wendi Wright, a 35 year old woman from Tennessee was charged with felony reckless endangerment. She drove a car off the road and then, once the vehicle stopped, she attacked the vehicle. At first glance, she seems like the guilty party. No one would contest her imprisonment. However, once they hear the facts that compelled this woman, they might change their minds. First, the car that she drove off the road was being driven by Rep.… Keep Reading

Millionaire Trump Donor, John Boswell, Gets a $50 Fine for Sexually Molesting an African Immigrant Maid

John Joseph Boswell has everything. He is a huge Donald Trump supporter. He is the CEO of Independent Stave Company, the largest wine-and-whiskey barrel manufacturer in the world, DailyMail article. In addition, he makes $600,000 a month. What does the fat man who has everything want? Sex with African maids. Boswell pleaded guilty to sexual abuse charges. The incident took place in a hotel in Washington DC. Boswell groped two maids.   I know this is “just”… Keep Reading

Earth to Trumpkins : Don’t Blame Democrats for Trump’s Persecution, They Have no Power, the Republican is Leading him to the Gallows

Ask any republican who is to blame for Trump’s downward spiral, and they will give you a huge list of suspects, excluding Donald. Prime suspect number one is the media. Of course excluding Fox, the number one media conglomerate in the country. I’d love if someone would tell me how a media conspiracy could exist without the number one media company in the country? I won’t hold my breath though. Another popular suspect are democrats.… Keep Reading

Republicans Deliver Another Smashing Victory for Business Owners, While Douching Everyone Else

Trump built his campaign around the middle class. He promised them the moon. However, all they got were lumps of coal in their stockings. Judging by the most recent republican legislation, life is about to get much tougher for the same working class that supported Trump. Republicans just passed a measure that will certainly anger every member of the working class. Two days ago, republicans passed a measure that will allow employers to give workers… Keep Reading

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