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Trump Deports Dozens of Iraqi Christians to their Executions, Goodbye Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness

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“Life, & liberty and the pursuit of happiness.” When those words were written, the French Revolution had just shattered the concepts of civilization. Ever since the dawn of history, power was determined by your blood. The only path to the throne was predetermined. If you were not born into royalty, you would never be a ruler. Imagine a world with such severe restrictions! The French Revolution ended this primitive way of life. In the smoking…

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Trump Has to Regret Opening his Fat Orange Lips About his Secret Comey Tapes

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Do the Comey tapes really exist? Unlikely. I doubt Trump expected the backlash that erupted as a result of his threats that he secretly recorded a conversation with former FBI Director James Comey. A super secret conversation took place in the Oval Office between Donald Trump and James Comey. One of these men was conducting an FBI investigation into the other. After this meeting, Comey gets fired. Considering that it is completely unheard of, to…

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Finally, Them Trumpkins are Realizing that They’ve Been Tricked, as the Destruction Begins to Unfold

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Trump is about to go down in a big pile of self destruction. Donald Trump couldn’t even last half a year, before torching the White House. Those poor Trumpkins must be devastated. Trump was supposed to be the Great White Hope. Trump was supposed to get those coal mining jobs backs, get everyone healthcare, destroy ISIS, build a wall, lock up Hillary, suspend immigration….. Turns out it was all lies. Trump knew his grandiose lies…

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Trump Demanded Money for Cancer Charity Events Held on Trump Golf Courses

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The Trump Organization took healthy profits out of their golfing charity events for cancer. Everyday I write a Trump story more disgusting and vile than the last. This one, however, comes with a warning. Due to shocking content, the weak may be visually disturbed. According to USA Today, Trump withheld handsome profits from charity events intended to benefit kids with cancer. What could be even more horrifying than that last sentence? This story is nothing…

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A Sovereign Citizen is a Republican on Speed

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The sovereign citizen movement consists of a group of citizens that reject any sort of taxation. They will talk you to sleep about:   How the federal and state governments have no real authority. Therefore, they are not really citizens. Hence, they don’t need to pay taxes. Obviously, this group of greedy penny-pinchers are all Republican.   In their defense, I respect a sovereign citizen more than your typical Republican politician. At least sovereign citizens…

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Stepping out of the Paris Accord Could be the Only Campaign Promise He Could Keep That Won’t Take any Money out of his Pocket

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Finally, we learn that if Trump decides to remove us from the Paris Accord, it will be a gift for those who voted for him. Everyone in the entire world is begging him to remain, but Trump has threatened to cancel membership, as frivolously as a Blockbuster card. Think of the lunacy of that statement. We are stepping out of the Paris Climate Accord in an attempt to appease the unemployed coal miner. Trump would…

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How do you Like The Donald Now?

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If you voted for The Donald and you are not regretting that decision yet, I’m certain you will shortly. After a little more than 100 days, The Donald has engaged in more treasonous activity than any president in American history. According to yesterday’s breaking news, he gave the Russians “code word” intel. ‘Code word’ classifies the most secret of information. Republicans are ecstatic with Trump, because he is accomplishing all of their dreams. He has…

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Sorry Folks, Don’t Expect Trump’s Investigation into Trump Yield any Results After all, He Chose the Investigators

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Am I the only one in America wondering what the heck-fire happened with that investigation of the Russian – Trump election connection? The Muppets had their Rainbow Connection, but the Election Connection will unlikely ever see the light of day. The Senate Intelligence Committee’s investigation of the Trump-Russia coercion has made just about no progress, after almost four months. An examination of the committee members might explain why they have been so lackadaisical with the investigation.…

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Jared Kushner, Trump’s Son-in-law, Offers Immigration Status to Wealth Chinese that Invest in his Company

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Yesterday, Jared Kushner held a low-key presentation in the back of a Ritz Carlton ballroom. In the audience, were some of Chinese wealthiest. Shockingly, right before Jared Kushner began speaking, the press was forced out of the room. Despite the press being removed, the topic of the presentation was known. Jared Kushner was offering Chinese citizens the chance to become US citizens, as long as they invested a lot of money into his company. However,…

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Trump and Kim Jung-un are Really Two Peas from the Same Fat Pod

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Besides appearance, our president and North Korean’s leader Kim Jung-un are really similar. For starters, President Trump is the first global leader, to actually take offense of the nonsensical ramblings of North Korean’s leader. Every single leader contains enough restraint to be able to ignore Kim Jung-un, when he makes his threats of global annihilation. Our president however, is so tempered with juvenile tendencies, that he refuses to be perceived as the weaker one. Imagine…

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