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Trump’s Budget Reduces Funding For Housing Programs for the Poor, Excluding a Subsidy Paid to Certain Landlords, Like Himself

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Starrett City is the nation’s largest subsidized housing complex. It sits close to New York’s JFK Airport. The complex reels in a lot of money. Trump has called Starrett City “one of the best investments I ever made.” Except, it was actually Trump’s pop who made the investment, according to a representative of Starrett City. The Donald’s investments, like Trump University, didn’t do quite as well. In Trump’s budget, he viciously slashes federal housing subsidies for…

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Analysts Question if Jared Super Gay Voice was What Caused Palestine-Israeli Peace Negotiations to Crumble

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Jared Kushner must be blaming the sound of his voice, on his failure to draw a peace agreement between Israel and Palestine. There are lots of things that gay voices won’t be able to accomplish. Two guys get into a fight at a bar. Don’t expect the gayest voice to scream some sense into them. Sorry. The president has given Jared Kushner more power and responsibility than any US citizen has ever wielded. Jared Kushner…

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The Oedipus Trump Syndrome – Psychoanalyst Suggest Trump Supporters are Like Children Defending their Abusive Daddy

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Daddy issues are prevalent in many Trumpkins. However, during the election, while Trump fever was spreading across the country, the passionate adoration for Donald Trump could never quite be explained. Some of them said, “He thinks like me.” Others replied, in steaming gusto, “He is so rich, he won’t be corrupt.” “We need someone who is strong.” Are those the traits you are concerned with when picking a president? No way! I think there were…

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Republican Supreme Court set to Hear Wisconsin Gerrymandering Case

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The other day, while the orange buffoon was distracting us, many of us might have missed news that the Supreme Court agreed to hear a case concerning congressional and legislative maps. Keep following this story, cause it could have long lasting consequences for our country. As a result of Republican’s refusal to nominate Obama’s choice for a Supreme Court judge, we now have a Republican majority on the Supreme Court. Potentially, the ruling of this…

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If you were One of the Voters who Erroneously Reasoned that Trump was the ‘Lesser of Two Evils’, Thanks for Destroying our Country

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Millions of Americans voted for Trump because they thought he was the ‘lesser of two evils’ compared to Hillary. Even today, many Americans still believe that. A very legitimate measure of intelligence is how easy it is to be tricked. I could sell a baby a candy bar for twenty bucks, but it’d be much harder to rip off a fifty-year-old genius with the same scam. However, you can’t be the sharpest tool in the…

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When the Going Gets Tough with FBI Investigations, Trump’s Best Strategy is to Drag in Hillary

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FBI investigations into Trump have begun. Trump has had a tough week. With poll numbers historically low for this soon into a term, everyday another group of voters realize that they had been duped by Trump. With each hour that transpires since his election, more anger swells at the president. Shit really hit the fan, when the FBI finally announced that they were investigating him on obstruction charges. WOW! Of all people, attention hungry Trump…

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70% of Trump Real Estate has Sold to LLCs in the Past Year, According to USA Today,

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LLCs are buying up Trump properties like hotcakes. Why? During the campaign, Trump brushed aside all concerns about conflicts of interests. Never before have we had a president with such a far reaching empire of hotels and properties. In fact, his empire is so enormous, that it is impossible to determine every private company that he may have some financial linkage to. In regards to his properties, during the campaign, his opponents remarked how easy…

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By Leading with Such Incompetency, Trump Has Shown to the Rest of the World the Dangers of Electing a Putin Endorsed Candidate, There’s the Only Good Thing Our President Has Done

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The only good thing Trump has done, is put an end to Putin’s global domination. We can credit Trump for doing this. Certainly, it was not intentional. Regardless, his idiocy has petrified the rest of the world. Americans are starting to realize that electing Trump was a huge mistake. In just a few weeks, Trump has threatened to destroy everything from the planet to Big Bird. Even worse, he has taken our democracy and tore…

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Republicans are Ditching Donald Trump Like a Peg Legged Trollop

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Ditching Donald Trump is the only way a Republican can survive. Take Martha McSally, a House Republican from Arizona, for example. She is starting to regret her unfettered loyalty to our president. She climbed aboard the Trump Train when it was the thing to do for republicans. For a couple of weeks, it seemed every Republican had a case of Trumpitis. You can’t blame them. Trump just won the election. A stale smog of conservative…

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Finally, Them Trumpkins are Realizing that They’ve Been Tricked, as the Destruction Begins to Unfold

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Trump is about to go down in a big pile of self destruction. Donald Trump couldn’t even last half a year, before torching the White House. Those poor Trumpkins must be devastated. Trump was supposed to be the Great White Hope. Trump was supposed to get those coal mining jobs backs, get everyone healthcare, destroy ISIS, build a wall, lock up Hillary, suspend immigration….. Turns out it was all lies. Trump knew his grandiose lies…

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