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Watch How Trump Effectively Destroys the Republican, Causing Limbaugh and Hannity to Demonize the Party

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Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity, arguably the greatest defenders of the rotten Republican, have suddenly begun to reject the party. However, their disgust with the republican party is compelled through their devotion to the Republican president. In other words, an enemy of my friend is also my enemy. If you are a political analyst, like Hannity and Limbaugh, you gotta pick a side. Hannity and Limbaugh have always adamantly supported Donald Trump. Without a doubt,…

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Trump’s Hatred for CNN is Really the Only Fake News Story out There

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CNN has been our president’s biggest enemy. Every other day, he complains about all of the “fake news” the cable news channel distributes, though he never identifies which stories are “fake”. Just past your window, there is a tumultuous sea of Trumpkins, accepting the president’s words as gospel. These people watch Fox, a news channel that presents news stories through a conservative lens. The irony here is stupendous. Clearly, the appeal of Fox, is that…

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Fox News Superstars Megyn and Greta’s Failure Proves that it Doesn’t Take Too Much to Please the Fox Viewers

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Fox viewers are celebrating the atrocious ratings that Megyn Kelly and Greta Van Susteren have endured since leaving the mother ship. I’ll try to map out their reasoning, though Hercules tackled less strenuous assignments. I reckon it is exactly like that bitter heartbroken lover. As he watches her walk away, he wishes that she never finds anyone else. If he can’t have her, no one can. According to die-hard Fox viewers, Megyn and Greta had…

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Mickey Mouse Hangs his Head in Shame as Trump Defiles the Hall of Presidents

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When Trump became our president, I was worried about so many things, it was difficult to just focus on one. Wars, the stock market, terrorism, were just a sample of the concerns gyrating through my head. This jungle of misgivings has only become more intimidating since. It seems every day, another grave concern stems from the Trump presidency. Within this long and strange trip, it is so easy to forget some troubles that would have…

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Sean Hannity is the Latest Conservative Casualty that Trump Has Vanquished

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Sean Hannity has had a hell’uva career. Now, it looks as if his future is questionable at Fox news. To be fair, Fox insists he still has his show. However, advertisers continue to bail on him after his bizarre Seth Rich conspiracies. Seth Rich was a DNC staffer that was mysteriously murdered last summer. You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to see how such a killing would be a wet dream for Fox…

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If Only Democrats Could Slay the Republican Dragon as Splendidly as the Donald Does

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Once upon a time, the Republican dragon was a formidable beast, that ruled an entire country. Anytime a brave young knight tried to conquer it, the dragon always prevailed. Eventually, a queer orange joker, who was actually a member of the dragon’s army, slayed the dragon from within it’s gnarled and rotten gates. Only after that Republican dragon had been killed, did the rest of the country live happily ever after. Don’t read that fairy tale…

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Does it Make you Feel Safe Knowing Ivanka is Crafting Legislation in the White House?

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Ivanka Trump just earned one of the most important positions in the US government. 90210 is now crafting policy that will affect you and your child for the rest of your lives. Here is a question for all business owners. How awesome would it be if your dad became president? Even better – imagine your dad violated every ethics rule in our constitution and gave you an office right next to his!! Could anything in…

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Kittenfeed.com is the Biggest Threat to Our Country, According to President Trump

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Everyday the threats against Americans multiply. When we aren’t worrying about getting blown up by Isis, we need to worry about getting health insurance, or getting a job, or having enough money to live. Instead, our president has his eyes set on kittenfeed.com Imagine how concerned our president must be! After all, he is our leader. All of our concerns are his’. Right? Wrong. Despite the terrorism in England, or the risk of denying America…

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What Came First, Donald Trump or Fake News – Here’s Why Republicans Love Fake News So Much

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Most of the things Trump does, don’t look so presidential when reported in the media. Trump’s defensive strategy against these claims is to wedge his fat fingers in his ears, and just call the headlines ‘fake news’. Yes, it is a very juvenile strategy, but it is working perfectly! Whether it be making up wiretapping fantasies about a previous president, his pitiful golf games, his abysmal polling numbers, everyday it seems the newspaper is tearing…

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Pat Boone Has Lived His Life Voting Republican, Stealing Black Songs and Wearing a Crew Cut

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A few weeks ago, at the 25th Annual Movieguide Awards, music legend Pat Boone was asked by a reporter if he was concerned about the state of Hollywood today. Look ‘Pat Boone’ up in a dictionary and you’ll see the words ‘family values’. “Hollywood should be presenting the very best picture of America and who the average people want to be.” “We used to win awards with movies that show people in the best possible light,” the singer…

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