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Trump’s Hatred for CNN is Really the Only Fake News Story out There

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CNN has been our president’s biggest enemy. Every other day, he complains about all of the “fake news” the cable news channel distributes, though he never identifies which stories are “fake”. Just past your window, there is a tumultuous sea of Trumpkins, accepting the president’s words as gospel. These people watch Fox, a news channel that presents news stories through a conservative lens. The irony here is stupendous. Clearly, the appeal of Fox, is that…

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Fox News Superstars Megyn and Greta’s Failure Proves that it Doesn’t Take Too Much to Please the Fox Viewers

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Fox viewers are celebrating the atrocious ratings that Megyn Kelly and Greta Van Susteren have endured since leaving the mother ship. I’ll try to map out their reasoning, though Hercules tackled less strenuous assignments. I reckon it is exactly like that bitter heartbroken lover. As he watches her walk away, he wishes that she never finds anyone else. If he can’t have her, no one can. According to die-hard Fox viewers, Megyn and Greta had…

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Sean Hannity is the Latest Conservative Casualty that Trump Has Vanquished

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Sean Hannity has had a hell’uva career. Now, it looks as if his future is questionable at Fox news. To be fair, Fox insists he still has his show. However, advertisers continue to bail on him after his bizarre Seth Rich conspiracies. Seth Rich was a DNC staffer that was mysteriously murdered last summer. You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to see how such a killing would be a wet dream for Fox…

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Sheriff David Clarke is Bringing Back Blackface

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David Alexander Clarke Jr. is the Sheriff of Milwaukee County, Wisconsin. Call him whatever you want, but he is one politically shrewd dude. For starters, he is sheriff in a heavily democratic county. He is currently serving his fourth full term. However, many of his political ideologies are conservative. He is a frequent guest on Fox news. Even more admirable, he was a speaker at the 2016 Republican Nation Convention. If you are black and…

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If Only Democrats Could Slay the Republican Dragon as Splendidly as the Donald Does

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Once upon a time, the Republican dragon was a formidable beast, that ruled an entire country. Anytime a brave young knight tried to conquer it, the dragon always prevailed. Eventually, a queer orange joker, who was actually a member of the dragon’s army, slayed the dragon from within it’s gnarled and rotten gates. Only after that Republican dragon had been killed, did the rest of the country live happily ever after. Don’t read that fairy tale…

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Republicans Deliver Another Smashing Victory for Business Owners, While Douching Everyone Else

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Trump built his campaign around the middle class. He promised them the moon. However, all they got were lumps of coal in their stockings. Judging by the most recent republican legislation, life is about to get much tougher for the same working class that supported Trump. Republicans just passed a measure that will certainly anger every member of the working class. Two days ago, republicans passed a measure that will allow employers to give workers…

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Why do Democrats Victories Only Come From Republican Failures?

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The democrats are the party of defense. Their greatest victories are never their own concoctions, but rather from the failures of their opposition. Perhaps the democrats are forced to adopt this strategy of ineffectiveness. Remember, republicans are the party of money. Who do you think will win, the guy that represents a million people in poverty or the one who represents a hundred millionaires? Money talks, especially when it concerns legislation that might take some of…

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What Came First, Donald Trump or Fake News – Here’s Why Republicans Love Fake News So Much

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Most of the things Trump does, don’t look so presidential when reported in the media. Trump’s defensive strategy against these claims is to wedge his fat fingers in his ears, and just call the headlines ‘fake news’. Yes, it is a very juvenile strategy, but it is working perfectly! Whether it be making up wiretapping fantasies about a previous president, his pitiful golf games, his abysmal polling numbers, everyday it seems the newspaper is tearing…

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Protests to Keep Obamacare are Almost as Bad as the Protests that Erupted When Obamacare was Implemented

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There was at least one protest in every major city across the country last week. The protests are so threatening that earlier this month, House Republicans began devising methods to best protect themselves and their families, The Hill article. America is furious that Donald Trump is taking away the first reliable healthcare system we have had in our lifetime. To watch a government remove healthcare for its citizens is very sad. Considering that we had…

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We are at War with the Press: If you Have Nothing Good to Say, Don’t Say Anything At All

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There is a new army gathering at our shores. According to our president, this entity is the true “enemy of the American people.” Not terrorists, not pollution, not technological warfare, but our president tell us to fear the press. According to a Fox News Poll, it is working. More Americans trust Donald Trump than the news media. Let us examine that statement. I feel it says a lot more about the intelligence of Americans than it…

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